Same-Sex Marriage = Same-Day Carnage
Will the legalization of same-sex marriage destroy the world, as pundits claim? An alien invasion. Labor camps for heterosexuals. Man-dog marriage, followed by man-dog babies… If you think … Read more
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South Dakota County Clerk Marries Dog, As Promised
“It’s a relief to finally come out of the kennel, but this is a little weird” – Butchy-Wutchy, lucky county clerk dog hubby. SIOUX FALLS, SD — A … Read more
Brian Williams’ New Book: Exclusive Sneak Peek!
An exclusive pre-publication look at ‘Insincerely Yours’ by Brian Williams People, are you ready for a treat? Here’s a first look at Brian Williams’ new book Insincerely Yours, … Read more
Northern States Threaten to Secede from Union and Join Canada
At summit, N.E. governors say they’ll secede from the south: ‘Enough is enough!” BOSTON, MA — The New England Governors’ Conference (NEGC) yesterday issued a “heart-felt and unanimous” … Read more
Spider-Man and White Supremacy
A conspiracy theorist weighs in on the racist-ness of Spider-Man “Unlike Batman and Superman, Spider-Man is fake. He doesn’t exist. Not only that, but his adventures are fiction, … Read more
Gay Marriage is Last Straw: Conservatives Revolt as ALEC Drafts New Constitution
ALEC’s bold new constitution aims to salve the GOP sadz. The American Legislative Exchange Council (ALEC, a Koch subsidiary), sent out an emergency e-mail to their employees who … Read more
Mark Twain Mocks Ted Cruz, Hillary Clinton in Wide-Ranging New Interview
‘If you have to swallow a frog, don’t stare at it too long,’ Mark Twain says of 2016 vote. GATES OF PURGATORY – In an exclusive interview broadcast … Read more
David Koch, Being ‘Even Richer Than Trump,’ Exploring GOP Run
‘If he thinks he’s really rich, I am really richer!” – David Koch crediting Donald Trump with inspiration. TOPEKA, KS – Billionaire David H. Koch, younger of the … Read more
From Eleanor Roosevelt to Caitlyn Jenner: The $10 Bill Controversy
Nothing is decided yet. So how about Caitlyn Jenner for the new $10 Bill? Mark it down in your calendars, people: Five years from now, the $10 bill … Read more
Competing GoFundMe Campaigns to Relocate Strom Thurmond’s Remains
A speech by the late Sen. Strom Thurmond’s son prompts civil war among 2016 GOP candidates. During todays South Carolina senate session, the youngest son of the late … Read more
