Study Proves Rush Limbaugh Really Does Talk Shit
“He’s been crapping all over America for years,” says Miami professor of Limbaugh MIAMI, FL — A University of Miami study concludes that Rush Limbaugh does in fact … Read more
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Lindsey Graham’s Tent Big Enough for Jenner, But He’d ‘Have to Sleep Outside’
“I haven’t walked in her shoes. Contrary to reports, I have never worn Manolo high heels.” – Sen. Lindsey Graham Bastard out of Carolina, the 1996 film made … Read more
Pope’s Speech to Congress Cancelled After GOP Adds Him to No-Fly List
Republicans realize the Roman Pope can no longer be relied upon as a GOP spokesman. Pope Francis will not be addressing Congress in late September as originally scheduled. … Read more
‘Win-Win’ a Losing Proposition, Say the Unfortunate
Losers claim ‘win-win’ just a ploy to sell books Losers around the world are waking up today to the sad realization that regardless of what they’ve been told … Read more
Pastor Creflo Dollar to Get His Jet, Says Cash Cow Churches Int’l
The pastor Creflo Dollar is getting the plane he so richly deserves, says CCCI board “The love of money is the root of all evil, St Paul obviously … Read more
Gov’t Developing Unique Tactics to Tackle Hacking Issue
DHS to use ‘acronym-talk’ to prevent further hacking attempts This past week, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) announced that hacking, or breach of security (BS), occurred in at … Read more
‘Buggers’ Bush and Cheney Claim That Iraq Hardly Noticed Being Raped
Interviewed by Megyn Kelly, Bush and Cheney say they did almost nothing wrong. NEW YOR CITY – Soft-porn model and corporate shill Megyn Kelly – the blonde who put … Read more
Kim Kardashian Hires Tutor to Help Keep Track of Brood Total
The education of Kim Kardashian continues Reality TV star Kim Kardashian recently announced that she was expecting another child. The Keeping Up With the Kardashians personality was rumored … Read more
The FBI is Watching YOU
FBI surveillance planes now dot the skies over America On the network’s 3 a.m. show, aptly named Pink Eye, Fox News panellists recently discussed conspiracy theories. “High tech helicopters in the … Read more
Single, Childless Woman Has Plenty of Parenting & Relationship Advice
Melissa Davis doles out relationship advice like candy Melissa Davis is 40-years-old, single, independent, loving it and proud of it. She routinely posts memes on Facebook to inspire … Read more
