World Unites to Demand U.S. End Proliferation of ‘Balls’ Jokes
No more deflated balls, please: UN Resolution calls on Americans to ‘Grow up, for God’s sake’ New York — A UN resolution, sponsored by a broad coalition of … Read more
No more deflated balls, please: UN Resolution calls on Americans to ‘Grow up, for God’s sake’ New York — A UN resolution, sponsored by a broad coalition of … Read more
‘These baseless charges are highly unlikely,’ says Bill Cosby historian NEW YORK — In a 1500-word op-ed published in the New York Times today, Jackie Stelnick, a New … Read more
Mavericky former half-term Alaska governor Sarah Palin preparing to run ‘a long way.’ WASILLA, Alaska – Maverick former half-term Alaska governor Sarah Palin, a one-time Republican vice-presidential nominee, … Read more
Former rodeo clown and perpetual presidential candidate Rick Perry faces up to 109 years in prison. Rick Perry, the real life cowboy and former Texas Governor, might want … Read more
Genuine exam questions from Arizona’s new citizenship test Not long after being sworn-in, Arizona Republican Gov. Doug Douche signed a bill requiring the state’s high school students to … Read more
Lance Armstrong to be played by Matthew McConaughey Last year, during that infamous interview, Oprah randomly suggested that Academy Award-winner Matthew McConaughey ought to play Lance Armstrong on … Read more
Sarah Palin delivered a speech that made the Kardashian family sound eloquent. Sarah Palin, the former Republican vice presidential candidate and winner of Alaska’s Moose Calling Contest 2015, … Read more
‘Coitus interruptis is just another sleazy way to avoid pregnancy!’ says Congressman. A new Republican bill before Congress criminalizes coitus interruptis — the act of male withdrawal during … Read more
“There’s only two games left – how can I miss one, even if it is the Pro Bowl??!!” – distraught fan Americans love football (our kind, that is), … Read more