Scandal Street: Bill Cosby Sings with the Muppets
Bill Cosby discusses the word ‘surprise’ and sings with the Muppets on Sesame Street With Donald Trump making fresh sexual assault allegations against Bill Cosby last week, an … Read more
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Pizza Store Owners Rush to Cash In on Gay Discrimination
“Send us your cash donations!” say hundreds of pizzeria operators, eager to profit from the generosity of gay-haters everywhere. WALKERTON, IN — Pizza stores in the U.S. are … Read more
ISIS: Gaining Momentum, Brick by Brick
Legos help ISIS spread fear When it comes to the promotion of violence, Lego doesn’t usually get a lot of attention. But according to a recent study led … Read more
Rory McIlroy: The First Psychic Golfer
A recently uncovered letter by Rory McIlroy to Tiger Woods discredits the myth that golfers never talk smack. In the words of Confucius, he who drives well in … Read more
ISIS and Boku Haram to Sue USA for Violating Religious Freedom
Move follows Indiana and Arkansas ‘Right to Discriminate’ anti-gay ‘religious freedom’ legislation. MOSUL, IRAQ – Knife-wielding ISIS spokesman Jihadi John announced today that his organization and Nigeria’s Boku … Read more
Keeping Up with the Kar-trash-ians
Yet another strange episode involving the Kardashians – which is normal On Sunday’s episode of Keeping Up with the Kar-trash-ians, Kanye West viciously assaulted wife Kim’s personal trainer. … Read more
Piers Morgan: Top Gear’s Newest Host
BBC’s Top Gear finds its new host, Piers Morgan Since Jeremy Clarkson’s dismissal, rather farcically, the BBC ‘rumor mill’ has been doing overtime. With Donald Trump, Bill Cosby … Read more
ISIS Now Going in One Direction
“I feel like I’m doing the right thing, it’s time to make my parents proud.” – Zayn Malik, formerly of One Direction Zayn Malik admits that even he … Read more
White South African Refugees Flood Into US Searching for New Apartheid State
‘Cops gunning Blacks down in the street made us so nostalgic for Dr Verwoerd,’ say apartheid lovers. Tucson, AZ — Following the recent wave of police killings in … Read more
BBC’s Clarkson: The Newest Face of Fox News
“I can’t wait to have him kicking and screaming here at Fox News, quite literally.” – Roger Ailes Following the BBC’s announcement that longtime broadcaster Jeremy Clarkson‘s contract … Read more
