Secret Service: Clear and Present Wager
Secret Service director wants ‘fake’ White House to train agents Joseph ‘Joe Joe’ Clancy, the new head of the party-loving Secret Service, has just asked Congress to spend … Read more
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Would-Be Pontiff Ted Cruz Turns Blood to Ice
Ted Cruz candidacy ‘a Miracle,’ say Tea Party activists Washington, DC — Following reports earlier today that Pope Francis had performed a “miracle” by turning an amulet of … Read more
Calling Clichés ‘Old Hat,’ Florida Seeks to Ban Them
Florida: The Farcical State After an employee of Florida’s environmental protection department was sentenced to seventy lashes and a mental health evaluation for violating Governor Rick Scott’s ban … Read more
Apparitions: Ireland’s Love for Seeing the Impossible
Just the latest apparition reported in Ireland’s religiously-fueled history Last Friday, in a Dublin pub, an American tourist claims to have seen and photographed the image of Christ … Read more
White House Down
It ain’t just the Secret Service partying at the White House Beer pong, flip cup, pill-popping, cocaine solution-drinking and womanizing. No, this is not just an average day … Read more
No Sign of Cotton-mouth
Sen. Tom Cotton made a floor speech steeped in controversy today. What Iran needs now is a more liberal leader, a Mullah Lite, if you will. #assholes This … Read more
Clinton: From Blowgate to Spamgate
Hillary Clinton can’t escape comparisons to Bill We all remember the oral — apologies — moral outcry when Bill failed to keep “Colonel Clinton” in his cage, and now, unless … Read more
Ever the Innovator, Apple Announces Pocket Version of its New Digital Watch
‘Some people don’t like to wear things on their wrists’ – Apple CEO Tim Cook CUPERTINO, CA — Following the recent announcement of its new “Dick Tracy”-style wrist … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/9/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to! The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Prince of Wales Address to Congress: ‘Wish for Peace’
In his address to Congress, the Prince called for the world to ‘wish for peace quite robustly.’ WASHINGTON ─ Searching for a world figure who more accurately embodies … Read more
