Humor Times Scores an Interview with Vladimir Putin
An interview with Russian president Vladimir Putin We here at the Humor Times have been fortunate enough to be granted an interview with Vladimir Putin, the leader of … Read more
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SCOOP!!! We Got the Script from the New Disney Star Wars Movie!
Forget the stingy, 88 minute trailer just put out, we got the real scoop on the new Disney Star Wars movie! Our intrepid, rat-like reporters just got the … Read more
Brian Williams Moving to Fox News
‘Nobody here gets fired or suspended for not telling the truth – nor will Brian Williams’ – CEO Roger Ailes NBC news anchorman Brian Williams will be moving … Read more
Harvard Faculty Resign En Masse Over New Sex Rules
“If we can’t bonk our students,” say professors in response to the new sex rules, “what’s the point of coming to work?” CAMBRIDGE — Nearly half the faculty at … Read more
God Resigns, Effective Midnight: Calls Humanity ‘The Edsel of Creation’
Creator eschews humanity, off to find a ‘New Heaven, New Earth,’ as prophesied JERUSALEM — God resigned today, citing the appalling murders, rapes and tortures carried out everywhere … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/8/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
NBC to Put Brian Williams Out to Stud ‘as Soon as Possible’
Public aghast as Brian Williams desperately neighs and hee-haws NEW YORK — ‘NBC Nightly News’ viewers watched in fascinated horror Wednesday night as handsome, blue-eyed anchorman Brian Williams, … Read more
Romney Exit Clears Path for Other GOP Candidates to Lose
Door now open for a large number of exciting dark horse GOP candidates to blow it. DES MOINES, Iowa — After announcing he will no longer seek the … Read more
New “Deflategate” Scandal: Richard Sherman’s Ego Shrinks 10 Sizes
Surprise, surprise: Richard Sherman did not yell and scream about how great he was after losing the Super Bowl. Defensive cornerback Richard Sherman of the Seattle Seahawks didn’t … Read more
Nancy Fenwick, ‘Keeper of the Queen Corgis,’ Pens Explosive New Tell-All Book
Can the monarchy survive fresh revelations of sex and perversity at the palace involving the Queen Corgis? London — The shocking news this week that Her Majesty the … Read more
