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Leading religious critic turns creationist, renounces atheism In a shocking interview with Bill O’Reilly on Fox News yesterday, Sam Harris announced he is now a creationist, renouncing atheism — much … Read more
Three million gather on Boston Common to build snowmen giving Mecca the finger BOSTON — Families throughout New England yesterday defiantly posted “Je Suis Frostie” signs in their … Read more
Kim Jong-un looking to get pudgy self fit Apparently, fear of his dead father is resurfacing in a big way and has been keeping North Korean supreme leader … Read more
Love story blossoms in the CNN comment section YoMomma_101 28 minutes ago Wow, a 12 year old boy from Florida is charged with murder on the playground? Before … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
“World insanity is beyond our writers’ imaginations,” says Onion fake news editor. CHICAGO — “The Onion” managing editor, Russell Sprouts, announced today that the well-known fake news outlet … Read more
Announces international “Bring Back Pope Benny” campaign, backed by the Kochs LONDON — Former British Prime Minister and converted Catholic Tony Blair called upon the Vatican today to … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
They are in big demand, but this ‘smart home’ is a little full of itself Smart homes have been around for a couple of decades now. Special wiring … Read more
Tells 2015: “Good luck, sucker!” Aging year 2014 resigned today, December 29th, 48 hours earlier than expected, citing ethical fatigue and “total disgust with humanity.” Badly cut and … Read more
