Snoop Dogg: The Next Presidizzle?
The Snoop Dogg for President campaign starts now The 2016 race for the White House has gotten far more interesting now that Snoop Dogg has thrown his hat … Read more
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Rosetta Space Probe: Potential Disaster?
Have we upset the delicate space-time continuum with the Rosetta space probe? Shocking news has emerged from a leak by an anonymous source inside the European Space Agency. … Read more
Feeding the Homeless Not like Hobby Lobby, Says Justice Scalia
Clarence Thomas, startled from nap, hastened to agree on the feeding the homeless issue Washington DC — At an emergency hearing last night, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia … Read more
Kim Kardashian Sued for DNA Fiasco
“Dream Derriere” is Kim Kardashian’s new venture Kim Kardashian’s new economic venture has literally turned around to bite her in her sizable butt. Her new company, Dream Derriere, … Read more
Democrats Experience Shock Withdrawal as Soliciting Emails Dry Up
‘Lonely Little Petunia’ syndrome spreading faster than Ebola for Democrats DES MOINES, IOWA — Democratic voters throughout America were in deep shock this morning when President Barack Obama … Read more
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Eye the Taj Majal for Anniversary
Kardashian and West plan for first anniversary bash Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are already making plans for a big first anniversary bash. The biggest stumbling block was … Read more
Christmas Letter
Warmest Season’s Greetings to All Our Dear Friends this Christmas: This has been a wondrous year of change and growth for our family. Two months ago as Barbie, … Read more
SF Giants to Rename Club ‘SF MadBums,’ Let Rest of Team Go
“Madison Bumgarner is the only player we need to win another title.” – SF Giants’ CEO Larry Baer SAN FRANCISCO — After ace pitcher Madison Bumgarner, affectionately known … Read more
‘Catcalling Video’ Woman Harassed by Monthly Period
Soshana Roberts, of the viral catcalling video, reveals yet more harassment women must endure. Soshana Roberts, the actress in the two-minute New York street harassment catcalling video released earlier … Read more
Cosby Kids Reveal Years of Abuse by Fat Albert
Kids still traumatized by Fat Albert treatment after all these years According to a suit filed by the Cosby Kid “Mushmouth” recently, he was an aspiring bass guitarist … Read more
