David Cameron ‘Attacked’
Jogger insists his attraction to David Cameron was “not political, just deeply sexual” A member of the public who caused a security alert when he bumped into David … Read more
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Bill Maher Wins $5 Million ‘Orangutan’ Bet With Donald Trump
DNA tests prove Bill Maher right: The orange-haired millionaire is at least 50% orangutan. NYC — Routine tests on Donald Trump after his admission to Bellevue Hospital yesterday … Read more
Hip Hop and the Dreaded ‘Flop’
The malady that must not be mentioned in Hip Hop no longer taboo Long before Lil Wayne and Chris Brown were simultaneously picking up the mic and grabbing … Read more
Donald Trump Hospitalized with Ebola, Verbal Diarrhea
Donald Trump suffering from ‘Ebola Animi,’ resulting in verbal diarrhea NYC — Donald Trump was rushed to Bellevue hospital last night after repeatedly screaming “Zmpph! Obama! Aaargh!” and … Read more
Tea Party Activists: Washington Has Its Own ‘Butt Plug’ Issues
Activist regarding D.C.’s huge butt plug: “Put condoms on the Washington Monument now!” WASHINGTON, DC — Right-wing protests in Paris against artist Paul McCarthy’s “butt plug” sculpture have … Read more
Riots and Mayhem After Scientists Announce Lab-Grown Penis
‘Designer Dicks’ to be tested on penis-envying volunteers WINSTON-SALEM NC — Civil unrest broke out today at the gates of the Wake Forest Institute for Regenerative Medicine, Winston-Salem, … Read more
Convicted Murderer Michael Dunn: ‘I Should Have Been a Cop’
“Or maybe I should have been a vigilante hero like George Zimmerman,” said Michael Dunn. JACKSONVILLE FL — Convicted murderer Michael Dunn said in an informal press conference … Read more
Rush Limbaugh: Clinton Baby a Hoax
Hillary is just trying to generate sympathy with a fake Chelsea Clinton baby, says the porky radio ranter. PALM BEACH, FL — Chelsea Clinton has not given birth, … Read more
Kim Jong-Un Speculation: Undergoing Sex Change?
Could Kim Jong-Un have been unduly influenced by Dennis Rodman? Kim Jong-Un has not made a public appearance for more than three weeks and now some experts have … Read more
White House Down, Unannounced Visitor
Unannounced visitor causes stir at White House To get into the White House nowadays, one must be as devious as they are intelligent, right? Wrong. You must be … Read more
