Laughing Grass Reduces Seattle to Tears
Puff, puff, pass… that Seattle pot store. Why? They are out of stock. On Friday afternoon, Seattle’s only recreational marijuana store, Nirvana 2.0, shut its doors after running … Read more
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“El Disastro”: The True Story of Fidel Castro
Fidel Castro “could make Lance Armstrong look honest” As Russian President Vladimir Putin was touching down in Cuba to inspect the strip clubs and pick up some cigars, … Read more
Pope v. Pope: The Hats Are Off
Divine intervention may be needed to help Popes heal rift caused by World Cup rivalry Argentina and Germany both have a pontiff present in the Vatican, a fact … Read more
Critics Say Injured Bull Runner’s Book Full of Bull
Life’s a bitch for gored bull runner Bill Hillmann, American bull runner and author of Fiesta: How to Survive the Bulls of Pamplona, was badly gored during Spain’s annual Pamplona … Read more
Egg On His Face: You Better Belieb It
Justin Bieber was fined $80,900 in damages for egging a house — using some VERY hard-boiled eggs. Justin Bieber has been sentenced to two years’ probation and must … Read more
Germany vs Brazil: Blitzkrieg Bop
Brazil hires team psychologist to cope with shock With the thrashing at the hands of Germany, it is difficult not to feel that Brazil has reached the end … Read more
Hashtag Diplomacy: Solving the World’s Problems with a Good Tweet
Tweeting announced as the president’s new favorite diplomacy tool Location: White House Press Briefing Room Mr. Earnest: Welcome everyone. I’m Josh Earnest, White House Press Secretary. Please take … Read more
Pornographic Weather Map Shocks Viewers
A weather map deemed “pornographic” was quickly removed today. “The graphic was a bit too graphic,” said a spokesman. A weather map showing a slow-moving storm stretching across … Read more
Big Pharma Offering Top Dollar to Suicidal Human Guinea Pigs
Suicidal Americans, a minority on the rise, now have a new, tailor-made employment opportunity. Listen up, all you suicidal sorts out there. Big pharma has an offer you … Read more
Putin’s Big Screen Debut
“Vlad The Impaler” is Putin’s directorial debut Vladamir Putin’s artistic ventures, presented in whatever incarnation he wishes, have always oozed sexual prowess. As Nicolas Sarkozy famously said, “He’s … Read more
