Animal Rights Activist Wants Gummy Bears Taken Off Market
Gummy Bears, while cute and tasty, set bad example SAN DIEGO, CA — Gummy Bears candy has been around for decades, giving children the world over a fun … Read more
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President Obama Makes America Forget About Missing Malaysian Airplane and Kidnapped Nigerian Girls
Jedi mind tricks employed by President Obama? Just a few weeks ago, news about missing Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 and schoolgirls kidnapped in Nigeria dominated the headlines. However, … Read more
How to Watch the World Cup
World Cup watching advice, American style The refrain has echoed across the globe our entire lives. “The World Cup is the most exciting sporting event on the face … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/17/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Hillary Clinton: ‘Broke After White House’; Tammy Faye Bakker Defends from Beyond Grave
Hillary Clinton’s claim that she and Bill left the White House “dead broke” has evoked a storm of sympathy. Hillary Clinton’s claim in an interview with Diane Sawyer … Read more
College Feminists Demand ‘George Will Rape Center’
Demand follows columnist George Will’s sharp-eyed observation that sexual victimhood is “a coveted status that confers privileges.” College feminists are up in arms nationally demanding campus “rape-service centers,” … Read more
Cantor Defeat Convinces GOP to Come Out of Closet
Nothing stopping pure Republican candor after Eric Cantor loses primary Following Eric Cantor’s shocking defeat in Virginia’s GOP primary, Republican leaders are planning a new strategy for the … Read more
It’s a Small Third World After All: Afghani-Disneyland Announced
Roller-coaster ride of Afghanistan War to be replaced by actual roller-coasters, in a new Disneyland With the drawing down of U.S and NATO troops in Afghanistan, President Obama … Read more
Post Office Delivers Package on Time, Causing Senior Seizures
Prompt delivery by the Post Office? Too shocking! Delores Doldrums, age 67, has been sending various care packages to her nieces and nephews for decades and not once … Read more
New Cruelty-Free Dog and Cat Food Brand
How to create “cruelty-free” pet food? Problem solved! After reading horrendous tales about chicken and cattle slaughter houses, Ed and Edna Hunter decided they could not be party … Read more
