Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/19/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
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Animal Neutering Advocate Neuters Self to Set an Example
Neutering self seemed like good idea at the time “It just seemed kind of hypocritical, advocating spay and neutering while I’m walking around still intact,” Les Cocker shared … Read more
Mud Boggin’ and BBQ Cook-off at Bundy Ranch to Draw More Militia
Bundy Ranch events for fun-loving militia Contrary to news reports from several mainstream media outlets that the stand-off at the Cliven Bundy ranch was devolving into a free-for … Read more
Study: Guns Linked to Gun Violence
People may kill people, but guns help, turns out According to the American Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives, a recent study revealed that, of all crimes … Read more
Donald Sterling to Release Own Line of Grape Soda
L.A. Clippers owner Donald Sterling is not deterred Having been banned from the NBA and fined $2.5 million dollars for making racist comments, there is still life left … Read more
Donald Trump: ‘Obama Worst Boy Scout Ever’
“Excuse me, have you ever seen the President lead a cabinet meeting in singing ‘Michael Row Your Boat?’” – Donald Trump In his latest salvo directed at President … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/29/14
Ripping the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, … Read more
Congratulations on Your New Diagnosis! (Greeting Cards for People with Mental Problems)
It’s true, there are greeting cards for everything these days… By Roz Warren, Isaac Blum and Kate Stone Happy birthday to you and all of your personalities. Hope … Read more
New Social Networking Site, AIDS, Spreading Rapidly
Experts agree social networking is contagious Mark Zuckerberg suddenly has more to worry about than Google+. A new social networking platform, AIDS (Aggregated Individuals in a Digital Sewer), … Read more
Bush to Launch War on Global Warming
“The time has come to show this evil ‘Global Warming’ thing that we mean business” – President Bush WASH., D.C. — The Bush administration announced plans for a … Read more
