Dollars to Donuts: Cream of Crop Picked for U.S. Ambassador Posts
Trump’s new Costa Rican envoy pick may have something to do with dollars to donuts. The little country of Costa Rica can rest easy that it’ll never run … Read more
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Elon Musk to Buy McDonald’s
Co-President Elon Musk has taken steps to buy McDonald’s Corporation, home to a like-minded clown. Currying favor with alter-ego, Donald J. Trump, Co-President Elon Musk has taken steps … Read more
GAZA: ‘From the Riviera to the Sea’ – Throwing Spaghetti Against the Wall!
Splat goes the Spaghetti – Past U.S. Presidents have also made off-the-wall erratic statements to see what sticks! Yes, many U.S. Presidents besides Donald Trump have thrown out … Read more
Minnesota Nice Radio Show Interviews The Class Clown
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews high school class clown, Cheryl Hawk. ANNOUNCER Ladies and gentlemen, it’s the Minnesota Nice Radio Show. And here’s your host … Read more
Musk: Refuseniks to be Blasted into Outer Space
U.S. Gov’t workers are now required to sign a loyalty oath to Trump. Refuseniks get a one-way trip to outer space. The Trump administration is sending a questionnaire … Read more
E. Jean Carroll Sentenced by Supreme Court to 75 Years for Prostitution
Precedent-setting case, “Justice Department vs. E. Jean Carroll,” ends in reversal of defamation suit against the current president. Justice Clarence Thomas, writing for a 6-3 majority in Phase … Read more
High Egg Prices Spawn First Billionaire Chicken
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) World’s first billionaire chicken able to achieve extreme wealth due to high egg prices and ingenious use of AI. In an exclusive … Read more
Elon Musk: USAID a ‘Crazy Waste of Money Going to Shithole Countries’
Musk says USAID “principally funds three of five shithole countries and the violent assailant of our ally, Vladimir Putin.” Trump Sugar Daddy and dom Elon Musk said Monday … Read more
Exclusive: Trump Has His Hands in the U.S. Cookie Jar! Little Donnie #6
Don’t be fooled, emptying Federal Buildings & shaking the bushes is a cookie jar Power Grift Grab & Little Donnie’s mother saw it first! TOP 10 EXCUSES LITTLE … Read more
Trump to Deport Errant Golf Balls
By Tom Busillo New Trump Executive Order directs authorities to forcibly deport “defective” golf balls from his rounds at Bedminster. President Donald J. Trump yesterday signed an Executive … Read more
