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Federal funding for Meals on Wheels, “that wasteful nutrition program,” will be cut, says new McDonald’s fan RFK Jr. Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced … Read more
President announces that he has declared select portions of the U.S. Constitution’s First Amendment invalid. President Donald J. Trump hosted a smorgasbord for alt-right journalists and Administration functionaries … Read more
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Chief Rain in Face of the Chippewa Native American tribe. ANNOUNCER From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota, it’s the Minnesota Nice … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about opening day for Major League Baseball, doesn’t need to be complicated or … Read more
Top 10 Reasons why Canadians want to stay Canadian & freeze their asses off, rejecting Americanization! If Canada gave in to Americanization, it doesn’t mean they wouldn’t still freeze … Read more
Doge maven Elon Musk said he will draw Social Security’s record of profligate waste, fraud and abuse to an end. Vowing to “do for Social Security what I’ve … Read more
A peek into Little Donnie Trump’s childhood: an early indication of things to come – with a little help from his friends! #7 Listen in as Mrs. Trump … Read more
Future News: At the start of his third year of his second term of office, Trump christens new fighter jet. Future News: Commemorating the start of the third … Read more
ESPN expert’s mock draft has the Bears taking a Maine black bear in the first round. Calling the current draft class thin, ESPN draft expert Mel Kiper Jr … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the French wanting the Statue of Liberty returned, doesn’t need to be … Read more
