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Trump: “We’ve been speaking British for far too long,” signs executive order changing the official language to American. On Saturday, President Trump made good on one of his … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Global financier is bullish on eggs and egg-related investments, bearish on “boring old” gold. World famous global financier Dr. Snatche DeCash, chairman … Read more
Here’s what we heard during Trump’s first SOTU of his second term, speaking from his gold-plated podium. America tuned in to the State of the Union Tuesday night, … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about LeBron and Bronny, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
Brainchild of FBI Director Kash Patel, the former FBI headquarters is now the Museum of the Deep State. By Charles Burress Welcome to the new Museum of the … Read more
Trump announces a bold new initiative — a “genius plan” — to make America “really free.” By DF Brady WASHINGTON, D.C. — Declaring that the United States was … Read more
White House takes control of press pool away from WHCA, saying it will now be under the direction of Dr. Joseph Goebbels. Speaking to reporters “who have their … Read more
Trump to Zelenskyy: Besides his Watch, Wallet & Ukraine’s rare minerals, 7 more things Trump wants for the ‘deal!’ Says Trump to Zelenskyy in a White House meeting, … Read more
Exclusive: a summary of the latest “big, beautiful” updated plans for Trump acquisitions around the world. In a recent news conference, President Donald Trump provided an update on … Read more
In return, Mayor Adams is set to receive extra security and a preemptive pardon for any crimes committed as mayor. Sources close to the New York City Mayor … Read more
