Trump Unveils ‘Genius Plan’ to End Work, Taxes and Critical Thinking
Trump announces a bold new initiative — a “genius plan” — to make America “really free.” By DF Brady WASHINGTON, D.C. — Declaring that the United States was … Read more
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White House: ‘Kremlin-Style Press Pool Effective Immediately’
White House takes control of press pool away from WHCA, saying it will now be under the direction of Dr. Joseph Goebbels. Speaking to reporters “who have their … Read more
Trump to Zelenskyy: ‘Your Watch & Wallet Too!’
Trump to Zelenskyy: Besides his Watch, Wallet & Ukraine’s rare minerals, 7 more things Trump wants for the ‘deal!’ Says Trump to Zelenskyy in a White House meeting, … Read more
Trump Acquisitions: An Update
Exclusive: a summary of the latest “big, beautiful” updated plans for Trump acquisitions around the world. In a recent news conference, President Donald Trump provided an update on … Read more
Mayor Adams Cedes Central Park Development Rights to Trump
In return, Mayor Adams is set to receive extra security and a preemptive pardon for any crimes committed as mayor. Sources close to the New York City Mayor … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/25/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Hooters going bankrupt, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
Secretive Changes are Taking Place while Citizens Bemoan Egg Prices
Forces embedded in Trump’s inner circle are leaking some of the most outrageous secretive changes yet to come. Mar-a-Lago, WPB, FL – 02-22-25 – Forces embedded in Trump’s … Read more
Vet Denied Heart Operation Due to VA Cuts ‘Proud to Needlessly Die for My Country’
By Tom Busillo A veteran who was denied a life-saving heart procedure due to DOGE-initiated VA cuts says it’s okay, “I’m owning the libs!” Jeff Preeble has only … Read more
Rewriting History, Again: Donald Trump
Mr. Monday Morning Quarterback, never at a loss for lies, loves rewriting history! When I heard President Trump say “Ukraine started the war,” I had to report 9 … Read more
Kash Patel Appointed as Interim President of Ukraine
Kash Patel parroted his boss Trump, saying, “Ukraine started this war,” pounding his tiny fist angrily on his desk. Surprising even his closet political allies, President Donald J. … Read more
