Melania Trump, Absentee First Lady
Rumors fly regarding Melania Trump’s absence in the White House Melania Trump appears to be an absentee First Lady, which has caused a flurry of rumors. First, a … Read more
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Trump ‘Repeals and Replaces’ Constitution by Executive Order: ‘Old One Was SAD!’
“This will be a tremendous constitution, the greatest ever, believe me,” said Trump at signing. According to minority President Donald J Trump’s latest Executive Order, signed today, the … Read more
Pelosi and Schumer Arrested for Grave Robbing
“We were looking for this thing…” said Rep Nancy Pelosi, forgetting what a spine was called. Democrats House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi and Senator Chuck Schumer were arrested … Read more
Trump to Reinstate Waterboarding to ‘Get at the Truth’
Aides claim waterboarding will bring a ‘new era of truth’ Claiming he is fulfilling his promise to make government more efficient, Donald Trump today signed an Executive Order … Read more
Kellyanne Conway: ‘Alternative Words’ in Bill of Rights Allow Trump ‘Lots of Latitude’
“Restricting extraneous Freedoms of Press, Religion and Speech, and establishing Christianity as the State Religion are also ‘Alt-Word’ permitted,” said Kellyanne Conway, “as is, of course, the quartering … Read more
Trump Announces Official White House News Outlet
Press secretary proclaims new era for ‘free press,’ thanks to the White House. Amid all the controversy over Trump’s war against the media, he made a stunning announcement … Read more
Fake Inauguration Staged in Midst of Fake News Era
Editorial: What America witnessed today was not a legitimate inauguration, but a fake one, for an illegitimate president, the ‘yuuuge’ loser of the popular vote, who gave a … Read more
Inaugural Committee Made Last Ditch Effort to Dig Up Celebrity Attendants
Lacking any big name celebrities, the inaugural committee resorted to bizarre decision regarding Andrew Brietbart. With just days until the swearing in of Donald J. Trump to the … Read more
Brietbart Updates Company Health Care for Men
Brietbart rolls out circumcision reversal plan: “Making Employees Complete Dicks Again.” Brietbart News, better known for their alt-right white supremacist views than their concerns for peoples rights, announced … Read more
Trump Inauguration to Be a Real Circus, Say Aides
Trump tweets his inauguration will be the ‘Greatest Show on Earth, believe me!’ As more and more entertainers have found excuses to refuse or to back out of … Read more
