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‘Vice President’ is one of many other terms Trump’s running mate, Mike Pence, says are offensive. NYC — Mike Pence, GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump’s running mate, told … Read more
NEW YORK — After a wildly successful appearance on the Dr. Oz show to discuss his extraordinary health, Donald Trump has announced that he plans to visit many more distinguished “doctors” … Read more
Spirits supporting Trump hold a rally St. Peter: (Telepathically texting a message to Archangel Michael) “Can you take a squadron of your angels and see what all the … Read more
Drug cartels and coyotes look to modernize their businesses with Trump’s help. Prepared for the worst, the Mexican military and the U.S. Secret Service are totally baffled that … Read more
The “Dump Trump” campaign becomes “Dump Melania” campaign, after her immigration documents were found to be falsified. Just as Trump released more invective from the fictional world he … Read more
The wall President Trump built on the Mexican border is now the second man-made object visible from outer space. Dateline: May 23, 2019 The orbiting space station has … Read more
Trump takes his campaign in a bold new direction Trump’s new team has come up with a unique strategy, going after ignored demographics. The first group they have … Read more
‘It’s just too sobering a thought,’ says political comic Bill Maher, lighting up, for now. NEW YORK – Real Time host Bill Maher, an outspoken advocate of pot … Read more
Uncertain citizens’ panic translates to prosperity for those who take advantage Trump’s candidacy and the resultant panic it has inspired has sparked an unexpected and remarkable surge in … Read more
Melania Trump insists on the right to continue to flaunt her biggest assets. In a new development, it appears that Donald Trump’s biggest protesters are no longer on … Read more
