Book Review: ‘Donald Trump’s Guide to Celebrity Penises’
“Donald Trump’s Guide to Celebrity Penises” may be one of the most important books written in the last fifty years. When I first heard that a former president … Read more
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Trump Undergoes Treatment for Peyronie’s Disease
Trump’s personal physician said that the ex-president has undergone treatment for Peyronie’s Disease. Former President Donald J. Trump’s personal physician, Dr. Seymour Pussy, said in a press release … Read more
Stormy Daniels Heads to Broadway
Daniels will reportedly play herself in an epic Broadway production about her infamous “transaction” with Donald Trump. Adult film star Stormy Daniels is in talks with Broadway producer, … Read more
Top 10 Reasons Michelangelo Said David’s Penis is So Small!
Michelangelo: “I say, if it was any bigger – THAT would be pornography!” “Size doesn’t matter” says Michelangelo – and that should be carved in stone! Here’s an old … Read more
Not Every Stand-Up Comic is a ‘Dick’!
Not every stand-up comic is a ‘Dick’, but empathy for our own is hard! C’mon Andy – there’s never too many Smiths in Comedy! When we in Comedy … Read more
Penis Singer Wins International Talent Competition
A talent competition like no other bares all. Part of the continuing series, Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network). Fharht Bubbelle, a 27 year old oodlefarquer on a … Read more
What’s that in Rubles?
A U.S. Game Show with Russian Contestants: What’s that in Rubles? Come on down – Boris, Igor, Katya! I’m your Host… Wink Kavanaughski Buzzers ready? What gets you … Read more
A Lengthy Question: A Poem
How big is it? Just how long is Donald Trump’s schlong If I said just an inch, would I be wrong Or maybe it is as big as … Read more
Caitlyn Jenner’s Erection Getting in Way of Happiness
Doc says it’s normal, but Caitlyn Jenner not amused Every morning, Caitlyn Jenner wakes up from dreams of starring in a Lifetime original movie, only to find that … Read more
