Trump’s Version of Sinatra’s ‘My Way’
President rewrites Sinatra’s “My Way,” says it’s the “best version ever!” They think the end is near And that I face the final curtain. My base, I’ll say … Read more
poem
Theatre of the Absurd: Republican Historical Revisionism
Republican Historical Revisionism, as interpreted in a poem. The Republicans in Trump’s defense are now performing in their own theatre of the absurd, from bizarre religious references to … Read more
The Night Before Trump’s Christmas
“The Night Before Christmas,” updated. “A Visit from St. Nicholas,” more commonly known as “The Night Before Christmas” and “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas” from its first line, … Read more
When Aphorisms Go Bad: A Poem
When Aphorisms Go Bad The tables are not turned The belfry has no bats The bridges are not burned No dogs rain down nor cats The wolf no … Read more
The Cancer in Washington: A Poem
The Cancer in Washington Washington has been infected, Since the day Trump was elected. It’s filled with corruption and greed From this narcissistic bad seed. Beware if Trump’s … Read more
The Art of the Squeal: a Poem
The Art of the Squeal What? Quid quo pro? What don’t you know? We’ve got all the quid. You provide the quo. We offered a big bid. Don’t … Read more
Quid Pro Quo: a Poem
He thought it was a “perfect” trade A “favor” for our U.S. aid, A common method to persuade, The way our foreign policy’s made. You can’t expect that … Read more
Are These Poems Strange? People Call Them ‘Haikus’ – What? Oh, Gesundheit!
They call them ‘Haikus’ – we call ’em good! Obama make peace, progress with Cuba, Iran. Now will Hulk Trump smash. Immigrants sneak in, quickly come over border. … Read more
Revealed: Trump Song Written for Ivana When Divorce Was Final
Trump wrote song for Ivana when he divorced her, explaining that he expects his wives to look eternally young. Here it is. It has been reported that when … Read more
Trump’s Military Parade: A Poem
The real reason the military parade was canceled Trump’s Military Parade Trump dreamt of troops in his parade, Saluting him from each brigade. Since he did defer– His … Read more
