Ode to Trump: A Poem
Ode to Trump “I can do what I want ‘cuz I’m Trump. There’s so many that I’d like to hump. At least I can grope And if caught … Read more
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Stand Up and Cheer for It Is Clear That This Is the Cubs Victory Year!
A poem celebrating the Chicago Cubs It is that season of the year when does flow the beer in only two stadiums throughout the land. It is time … Read more
Donald at Debate
Donald at Debate – a poem The outlook wasn’t brilliant for the GOP that night. The polls were all against them, and minorities in flight. And when Christie … Read more
The Case for Hillary: A Poem
The Case for Hillary I still will vote for Hillary despite the slams and pillory for emails that were classified and all wrong doing she’s denied. People claim … Read more
A Lengthy Question: A Poem
How big is it? Just how long is Donald Trump’s schlong If I said just an inch, would I be wrong Or maybe it is as big as … Read more
To Republicans Who Are Not Rich
To Republicans Who Are Not Rich: A Poem. Republicans in the debate presented just rancor and hate. No policy goals to take to the polls, it’s left just … Read more
Poem: ‘Primarily Independent’
I am feeling put upon Pushed to state whose side I’m on Think the whole thing’s just a con I’m an Independent voter Watching one speech, then another … Read more
And Quoth The Raven ‘Gimmee S’mores’
With apologies to Edgar Allen Poe for this blatant ripoff of his famous poem, ‘The Raven.’ Once upon a day bright and cheery, while I hiked a … Read more
Google Googled Google Just to Ogle All the Googling of Google
Don’t believe it? Google it! Barney Google googled Google just to ogle all the googles about Google. The googles that Google googled had oodles of googles about Google. … Read more
Presidential Limericks for 2016
Humor Times Poet Laureate Michael Egan composes political tributes to the 2016 candidates Chris Christie Chris Christie’s all done, let’s be clear. From New Jersey we’ve nothing to … Read more
