America the Beautiful

America the Beautiful

On his toilet squatted Donald Trump “Giddy-up, giddy-up,” he shouted at his rump He pushed and pushed and pushed some more but nothing came out but a flatulent … Read more

ZTF: Freedom’s Orbit

ZTF: Freedom’s Orbit

Second chances and renewal came to mind when I learned that the comet “ZTF” will become visible soon, after a cosmically brief 50,000 years. It’s never too early … Read more

A Maxi-Holiday for a Mini-Herd

A Maxi-Holiday for a Mini-Herd

Wilma the bison has been alone too long. At twenty-nine, advanced age for a bison, she now will be part of a mini-herd. I was pleased to learn … Read more

‘Clarity, Mr. Wolf, Clarity!’

‘Clarity, Mr. Wolf, Clarity!’

A nationally known professor returned my first paper with a devastating “C –” intoning, “Clarity, Mr. Wolf, clarity!” I took a wanderjahre between my sophomore and junior college … Read more

The Particle Poet’s Inflammatory Smoking Jacket

The Particle Poet’s Inflammatory Smoking Jacket

One colleague’s smoking jacket was rumored to be the same one he had worn for twenty years without being dry-cleaned. Most faculty dressed casually in the once upon … Read more

Mouseguest: A Poem

Mouseguest: A Poem

Mouseguest Come Dear Mouse be our guest And may your weary head find rest Not upon our little bed But out in the garage instead I think you’ll … Read more

January 6: A Poem

Diane de Anda, Humor Times

January 6 O fateful day amid gray skiesIn bitter waves they cameWith purple rage and fantasiesThat Trump chose to inflame.America! America!They shed disgrace on theeThis twisted hate-filled brotherhood,Traitors … Read more

Trump Plays While U.S. Mourns: A Poem

Trump Plays While U.S. Mourns: A Poem

Trump Plays While U.S. Mourns Nero played with Rome aflame;He did not care as fire spread.Trump’s golfing trips are quite the same;He plays while thousands all lie dead. … Read more

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