A Cursory Rhyme
A poem about Chumpty-Trumpty. Chumpty-Trumpty owned a huge mall. Chumpty-Trumpty built a Great Wall. All Trumptyâs Cannons, and all of his Bannons, Canât stop poor China from killing … Read more
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The Charge of the Not-So-Bright Brigade
The Charge of the Not-So-Bright Brigade: Trump’s Tulsa Rally of Death Half a brain, half a brain,Half a brain onward,All to the rally of DeathStrode the sick hundreds.âForward, … Read more
‘Dr. Seuss Prophecies’ Revealed for First Time
Newly discovered Dr. Seuss prophecies: chillingly accurate. A brand-new and never-before-seen compilation of Dr. Seuss poetry and prose, “The Dr. Seuss Prophecies,” has recently been unearthed by well-known … Read more
Trump’s Version of Sinatra’s ‘My Way’
President rewrites Sinatra’s “My Way,” says it’s the “best version ever!” They think the end is near And that I face the final curtain. My base, I’ll say … Read more
Theatre of the Absurd: Republican Historical Revisionism
Republican Historical Revisionism, as interpreted in a poem. The Republicans in Trump’s defense are now performing in their own theatre of the absurd, from bizarre religious references to … Read more
When Aphorisms Go Bad: A Poem
When Aphorisms Go Bad The tables are not turned The belfry has no bats The bridges are not burned No dogs rain down nor cats The wolf no … Read more
The Cancer in Washington: A Poem
The Cancer in Washington Washington has been infected, Since the day Trump was elected. It’s filled with corruption and greed From this narcissistic bad seed. Beware if Trump’s … Read more
The Art of the Squeal: a Poem
The Art of the Squeal What? Quid quo pro? What donât you know? Weâve got all the quid. You provide the quo. We offered a big bid. Donât … Read more
Quid Pro Quo: a Poem
He thought it was a âperfectâ trade A âfavorâ for our U.S. aid, A common method to persuade, The way our foreign policy’s made. You can’t expect that … Read more
Are These Poems Strange? People Call Them ‘Haikus’ – What? Oh, Gesundheit!
They call them ‘Haikus’ – we call ’em good! Obama make peace, progress with Cuba, Iran. Now will Hulk Trump smash. Immigrants sneak in, quickly come over border. … Read more
