Trump’s Lessons for Children: A Poem
Trump’s Lessons for Children It’s not a “bad touch” if it’s me, A rich, famous celebrity. It’s okay to lie, To do, then deny, To trick others to … Read more
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Ode to Trump: A Poem
Ode to Trump “I can do what I want ‘cuz I’m Trump. There’s so many that I’d like to hump. At least I can grope And if caught … Read more
Stand Up and Cheer for It Is Clear That This Is the Cubs Victory Year!
A poem celebrating the Chicago Cubs It is that season of the year when does flow the beer in only two stadiums throughout the land. It is time … Read more
Muhammad Ali Posthumously Awarded 2016 Nobel Prize for Literature
Nobel Prize accolade for ‘The greatest slam poet of his generation, who sure knew how to deliver a punch line!’ STOCKHOLM – Following its shock 2016 Literature Nobel … Read more
The Case for Hillary: A Poem
The Case for Hillary I still will vote for Hillary despite the slams and pillory for emails that were classified and all wrong doing she’s denied. People claim … Read more
A Lengthy Question: A Poem
How big is it? Just how long is Donald Trump’s schlong If I said just an inch, would I be wrong Or maybe it is as big as … Read more
Poem: ‘Primarily Independent’
I am feeling put upon Pushed to state whose side I’m on Think the whole thing’s just a con I’m an Independent voter Watching one speech, then another … Read more
And Quoth The Raven ‘Gimmee S’mores’
With apologies to Edgar Allen Poe for this blatant ripoff of his famous poem, ‘The Raven.’ Once upon a day bright and cheery, while I hiked a … Read more
Renéevation
Speculation on Renée Zellweger’s new face What’s happened to Renée Zellweger? From the photos it’s hard to tellweger. It looks like some surgery Created a furgery That no … Read more
A Poem: On the Arrival of Ebola in New York
Regarding the first case of Ebola in New York The first case of Ebola in New York does not make New Yorkers ebollient. I suspect it’s because … Read more
