Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/16/17
Making fun of the headlines today, so you donât have to The news doesnât need to be complicated and confusing; thatâs what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
political humor
Putin to Attend Trump Inaugural, Accompanied by Two Million Troops, the Russian Air Force and 17 Squadrons of Tanks and Armored Carriers
Trump and GOP âWelcome Putin and Russiaâs enthusiastic support, when so many unpatriotic Americans will not stand with our President!â Â NYC â The Trump Inauguration Committee âproudlyâ announced … Read more
Post Post-Truth: A Poem
Post Post-Truth There once was a time it pains me to say when facts were demeaned and truth was passĂ© Words were adornments designed to excite not to … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/9/17
Making fun of the headlines today, so you donât have to The news doesnât need to be complicated and confusing; thatâs what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
DNC Offers Suggestions for Making Next Four Years Sail By
Democrats try to mollify despondent voters Responding to an onslaught of âdespair mailâ from disheartened Democrats longing to fast-forward to November 2020, the Democratic National Committee today released … Read more
Princess Ivanka âFuriousâ About Pam Bondi’s White House Appointment
âShe just loves having her pussy grabbed by the President-Erect!â Ivanka wept, referring to Donald’s new housemate, Pam Bondi. âItâs not fair! Waah!â Â NYC â First Lady-Elect Princess … Read more
Trump to Rename America
‘Rebranding will help make America great again, again’ says minority president-elect Soon-to-be-President-for-life Donald J. Trump announced today that his first official act as President would be to rename … Read more
Future News: Royal Rumble Tarnishes President Trump’s Inauguration
Inauguration turns into wild melee as them damn ‘librals’ tarnish ‘Merca’ Following one of the most contentious political seasons in recent history, tens of thousands of Democrats gathered … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/27/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you donât have to The news doesnât need to be complicated and confusing; thatâs what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Totalitarian Tenets to be Tenaciously Tendered via Trump Tweet
‘Orwellian Obedience is Ordered to be Ordinarily Observed,’ says first Tenet via Trump Tweet. “We’re going to win so much, you’ll get sick of winning,” begins a statement … Read more
