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‘Facial hair is the work of Allah himself,’ proclaims new ‘Jesus Shaves!’ Republican movement, who criticize Paul Ryan. MOBIL, AL — Throughout Appalachia and the American south today … Read more
We here at Durstco have compiled a political forecast for 2016 It’s hard to believe, but we’re on the brink of another presidential election year. Let us pray. … Read more
‘Listen, I’m disgusting myself, OK?,’ Trump said, ‘You should just see me in the morning!’ NEW YORK – Presidential candidate Donald Trump yesterday defended his use of the … Read more
America doesn’t need a bully like Trump, just a bullying pacifist. Bullies love fear. And once they sniff its smoke, the real pros know how to fuel and … Read more
Not just another 2015 Top Ten list! Be still your beating hearts, because the agonizing wait is over. Wake the kids. Rake the leaves. Fake speaking in tongues. … Read more
Don Blankenship didn’t get what he deserves in his federal trial, but he definitely deserves what he got. “Guilty,” declared all 12 West Virginia jurors who pondered the … Read more
Donald Trump has single-handedly wrecked rectitude Get out the big black Sharpie and pull down the official Presidential Campaign Manual because its time to redact the rules. Reality … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Political satire buffs agree ‘it would be a darn good deal if true’ – but warn ‘sale ends soon!’ Major news outlets reported today that the popular monthly … Read more
Ben Carson today announced the real purpose of Area 51: to house his original brain, and a colony of Sasquatches. By Alexander Vosh, Humor Times.
