Bolting Colts & Wagging Nags: 2016 Presidential Derby
The 2016 presidential candidates are chomping at the bit “And They’re Almost Off.” Yes, the entrance to the 2016 Presidential Derby has officially been flung open wider than … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/12/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Some Simple Solutions for America’s Problems
America’s problems can seem daunting. Durstco is here to help. Modern life can get awfully complicated. And in our continuing quest to navigate these state-of-the-art raging rapids while … Read more
Pizza Store Owners Rush to Cash In on Gay Discrimination
“Send us your cash donations!” say hundreds of pizzeria operators, eager to profit from the generosity of gay-haters everywhere. WALKERTON, IN — Pizza stores in the U.S. are … Read more
Springing it On You: Humor Times’ 24th Anniversary Issue
The Humor Times celebrates its 24th Anniversary We’ve been poking fun at the powers that be here at the Humor Times for nearly a quarter of a century … Read more
Bushes: 3, U.S.: 0
Our little Jeb Bush caterpillar is now one step closer to being a big, bad, beautiful butterfly. Still recovering from the sonic bombshell dropped by Jeb Bush, announcing … Read more
Suing the President: Pandora’s Box of Worms
Nobody can call them a Do-Nothing Congress anymore: they’re suing the president. In a move less surprising than hot dogs at a ballgame, the House of Representatives voted … Read more
John Boehner to Sue Every Living American
House Majority Leader John Boehner says Americans have been freeloading, and it’s time to pay up. The House voted Wednesday to authorize John Boehner to sue President Obama … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/30/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Cantor: Crow, Medium Rare
Eating crow, Eric Cantor style A massive Earthquake rolled through the Republican Establishment after Eric Cantor became the 1st sitting House Majority Leader to lose in a primary … Read more
