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‘We’ll see Hillary’s $2.5B and raise it $5B,” Charles Koch laughed, opening his small-change purse. WASHINGTON, DC – Hillary Clinton’s recent vow to raise $2.5B in campaign funds … Read more
The 2016 presidential candidates are chomping at the bit “And They’re Almost Off.” Yes, the entrance to the 2016 Presidential Derby has officially been flung open wider than … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
America’s problems can seem daunting. Durstco is here to help. Modern life can get awfully complicated. And in our continuing quest to navigate these state-of-the-art raging rapids while … Read more
“Send us your cash donations!” say hundreds of pizzeria operators, eager to profit from the generosity of gay-haters everywhere. WALKERTON, IN — Pizza stores in the U.S. are … Read more
The Humor Times celebrates its 24th Anniversary We’ve been poking fun at the powers that be here at the Humor Times for nearly a quarter of a century … Read more
Our little Jeb Bush caterpillar is now one step closer to being a big, bad, beautiful butterfly. Still recovering from the sonic bombshell dropped by Jeb Bush, announcing … Read more
Nobody can call them a Do-Nothing Congress anymore: they’re suing the president. In a move less surprising than hot dogs at a ballgame, the House of Representatives voted … Read more
House Majority Leader John Boehner says Americans have been freeloading, and it’s time to pay up. The House voted Wednesday to authorize John Boehner to sue President Obama … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
