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Year End Report: Besides a Baby Boom, CVS Quickie Divorces & Stuttering Jim Jordan’s pants-on-fire – here’s ten more things that didn’t happen since Covid! Okay, sometimes Confucius … Read more
We all know about Don Jr’s text to Mark Meadows with a message for his dad – but that wasn’t the first time! We now all know that … Read more
Vladimir Putin reveals his fetishes as Jiminy Cicadas listens-in & reports back to Joe Biden! PART 3: The Finale Taking notes per President Biden’s orders, Jiminy Cicadas hides … Read more
In this, perhaps (?) my last trump article, I ask: Who knew Trump left residual effects? See if you have immunity! After spoofing Trump’s lawless shenanigans for 5 … Read more
Formerly known as “America’s Mayor,” Giuliani has come a long way since he resided at Gracie Mansion. While dyeing to be a loyal lawyer, Rudy Giuliani takes on … Read more
As a progressive employer, The United States of America likes to use that modern human resources tool: the exit interview. Thank you, sir, for agreeing to meet with … Read more
Reports from around the country indicate that supporters of Joe Biden are suffering from election anxiety. As the election nears, reports from around the country indicate that supporters … Read more
Don’t want to jinx the election – but I do have the next president’s first 10 things – to prove there is no doubt… Biden does want to … Read more
The Toobin Tales: Top 10 excuses Author & Legal CNN Analyst, Jeffrey Toobin gave for getting off the air or just another Talking Head spieling his load. But, … Read more
‘Governor Cuomo sent President Trump a care package filled with iconic New York foods.’ – Time Out New York. Sbarro’s pizza Knicks tickets A mariachi band and it’s … Read more
