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A Taylor Swift Playlist for Trump’s Pandemic Response

By Kristopher Wood, October 8, 2020November 15, 2023

“We are never getting back together” – a Taylor Swift playlist to help you deal with Trump’s pandemic response. Jan. 22, 2020: “We have it totally under control. … Read more

Last Train to Clarksville: 2020

By Kristopher Wood, October 7, 2020

The Monkees classic “Last Train to Clarksville” gets updated for the time of COVID-19. Take the last train to Clarksville (I’m sorry, what?) And I’ll meet you at … Read more

Trump Tries to Give His Re-Election a Bounce with Laundered Money

By Marilyn Sands, September 10, 2020

Will Trump’s laundered money pay off or just cause him to lose a sock? Donald Trump says he will spend $100 million of his own money for re-election … Read more

Bob Dylan Made Some Quarantine Couscous

By Kristopher Wood, September 3, 2020September 30, 2021

A Humor Times exclusive! Bob Dylan shares his recipe for Quarantine Couscous. “I contain multitudes” — Bob Dylan A storm sits on the horizon’s edge. A violent tempest. … Read more

Here Lies Kellyanne Conway & Husband George

By Marilyn Sands, August 27, 2020

A mixed marriage or Yin & Yang, Counselor to the President Kellyanne Conway & husband George lie motionless in their marital bed. Let’s listen in to these contradictory … Read more

My Own Private Jeopardy

By Kristopher Wood, August 24, 2020

This may be the author’s Private Jeopardy, but you too can play along! Cover up the answers and make your guess, then find out if you’re close. Of … Read more

Vote Smurf No Matter Smurf

By Kristopher Wood, August 10, 2020November 15, 2023

If we get another four years of Gargamel, we’re all smurfed: Vote Smurf! I’ll start by smurfing the obvious: Gargamel is a danger to not only Smurf Village, … Read more

Top 10 Things I, Donald Trump, Left for Biden: 1/20/21

By Marilyn Sands, August 5, 2020August 5, 2020

The world was waiting for this day… and now, for some wishful thinking! Somewhere in Time: Washington, D.C. Well, all the worry over Trump not leaving the White … Read more

Trump or Hemingway?

By Kristopher Wood, August 1, 2020November 23, 2022

Quiz: Who do these quotes belong to, Trump or Hemingway? (Answers below.) 1. I DON’T do it for the money. I’ve got enough, much more than I’ll ever … Read more

Trump’s TOP 10 Commandments

By Marilyn Sands, July 29, 2020

TOP 10 Commandments: Trump is no Moses but please G-d – there’s got to be an Exodus! While skimming my Bible & satirically pondering our unrelenting Plague & … Read more