President Raskolnikov
Maybe the President just likes firing people The firing of FBI Director James Comey by the President of the United States slammed Washington with the suddenness of a … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/15/17
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
James Comey, Out of Job, Pursues Life Passion: Resolving Email Issues
WASHINGTON, DC — Former FBI Director James Comey, after rejecting job offers from Russia, China, Iran and even North Korea, decided to pursue his life’s passion of resolving … Read more
Books Not Currently on the President’s Nightstand
Here are some books we can be pretty sure are not being read by President Trump: The Audacity of Hope by Barack Obama The Everything Guide to Narcissistic … Read more
2020, The Year of the Woman President: Recent History Revisited
How it happened: The reign of America’s first woman president Newsdate, Year 2024 — Most political analysts look upon the 2012 Obama-Palin campaign as the start of the … Read more
Retired Obama Can’t Afford Obamacare
After Obama lost his government health insurance, he found he couldn’t afford Obamacare WASHINGTON, DC — In an ironic turn of events, President Obama has begun selling his … Read more
President Trump Stress Disorder
A new strain of stress disorder is wreaking havoc on Americans. An epidemic is sweeping the nation, causing sufferers to experience feelings of hopeless doom, certain annihilation and … Read more
Trumpty Dumpty Sat on a Border Wall
Trump’s foolish belligerence — regarding his ‘beautiful’ border wall and many other things — is making him a global laughingstock. Comandante Trump, El Jefe, the gringo strongman! That’s … Read more
Betsy DeVos Eliminates School Principal Position, Sends Students Straight to Hell
New Education Secretary Betsy DeVos has a message for the children of America: go to hell. Under new federal guidelines, the Department of Education will eliminate all school … Read more
Trump’s Nutty ‘Smart Cookie’ Recipe
Donald Trump’s been massaging Kim Jong Un’s plump backside with puzzling flattery and a ‘smart cookie’ compliment. Ingredients: 2 Extra Large size egos Nut of your choice Everything … Read more
