Chuck Schumer Filibuster of Denny’s Inspires ‘Fill-a-Gut-Buster’
Chuck Schumer’s desire to save a few bucks leads to filibuster of restaurant. NEW YORK — A Denny’s restaurant on the lower east side of Manhattan has found … Read more
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Poker Faced Sean Spicer’s Tells
Sean Spicer thinks he uses his poker face well, but here we reveal his ‘tells.’ Sean Spicer — you gotta love him. Defending an acting president takes more … Read more
Unmasked & Shamefaced: Trump Glossary Cheat Sheet
Navigate his unfathomable tweets and rants with our very own Trump Glossary! 1st in a series (if I’m lucky). Forget your old civics class — in his measly … Read more
‘President Jesus Trump is Christ our Savior Come Again, at Last!’ – Pat Robertson
God-crazed TV evangelist Pat Robertson announces construction of the First Church of Trump the Messiah, inside Kentucky’s Noah’s Ark facsimile. WILLIAMSTOWN, KY – Televangelist Pat Robertson announced today … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/20/17
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
March 4th Declared National Opposites Day
“National Opposites Day is a day that will live in infamy, and I’m the first president to say that,” said Trump. In a desperate attempt to move beyond … Read more
Trump: The Picasso of Hogwash
No matter which polite term you prefer, America in the middle of a lying renaissance. Thanks, Trump. The English language has a healthy share of euphemisms for lying. … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/13/17
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Microwave Takes Order, Heats & Delivers, Snapping Pics All the While
“Clandestine watching can be done via a microwave that turns into a camera. We know that is just a fact of modern life.” – Kellyanne Conway Hello, fine & … Read more
White House Intruder Finds Lost Easter Egg; Gets Purple Heart
This White House intruder was a little confused “A White House intruder was wearing a red tie, ruddy complexion & fright wig. And, had a golf bag with … Read more
