Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/10/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
political satire
Trump Diverts Media from PussyGate: ‘Flint Water Crisis is a Hoax’
‘C’mon, those Flint people are just pussies – no pun intended. I like a city that doesn’t get sick from poison.’ In what was seen as an effort … Read more
Shocking Poll Results: ‘What’s in the Presidential Candidates’ Closets?’
New poll reveals a lot about what American voters think of their presidential candidates. By Tim Torkildson The PEW Research center has just released results from their poll … Read more
The Great Debate Debacle
In the debate, Trump lost his temper defending his tremendous temperament. An estimated 84,000,000 Americans tuned into the 1st Presidential Debate at New York’s Hofstra University, but Donald … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/3/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Trump Calls on Supporters to Seize Power Now, ‘Before Hillary Comes for Your Guns!’
“And Lester Holt is a dirty, stinking rigger!” Trump said, following the debate fiasco. GREENSBORO, NC – In the wake of Monday’s disastrous presidential debate, Donald Trump called … Read more
The Donald on How He Trumped Hillary
Overheard in the spin room after the debate, as Donald Trump spoke to reporters… I just debated all over her, about the economy, I was very strong in … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/26/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
The October Surprise(s)
The late hour slandering of an opponent has come to be called the “October Surprise,” and this year we should be prepared for copious disclosures of gargantuan proportions. … Read more
Presidential Health Wars
To herald his health, the New York developer handed the press a single paragraph from his gastroenterologist that read like a six-year-old forging a note signed by “my … Read more
