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‘The only difference is, the more blood McConnell sucks, the paler he becomes’ – Report showing the Senator is descended from bloodsucking vampires. WASHINGTON – DNA analysis released … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Jon Ossoff has been reduced to flipping Wendy’s 1/6th pounder ATLANTA — Jon Ossoff, following an embarrassing defeat to Karen Handel in his attempt to “flip” Georgia’s 6th … Read more
Kushner to implement a new approach In an exclusive interview, Jared Kushner announced the members of the team he has selected to go with him to improve Arab-Israeli … Read more
What is Russia’s real end game with America? Or, let me put it this way — The Russians are coming! The Russians are coming! What’s Russia’s real end … Read more
The ‘measure of success,’ as it pertains to the current White House resident I can’t help but wonder how supporters of President Trump measure his success. Barely a … Read more
New edition: “Dear Leader” – Enjoy the latest hilarious editorial cartoons, reviewing the news in our Humor Times “News in Cartoons” app, available free! In the latest edition … Read more
This award-seeking, hard-hitting, investigative journalistic feature has been harshly criticized by certain grammatically-challenged snowflakes. I need to stop and thank all the nice folk who’ve been kind enough to … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
White House staff: ‘Finally, someone to restore order around here!’ Fed up with President Trump’s continued bumbling incompetence, White House staff have invited Russian President Vladimir Putin to … Read more
