Trump Announces Official White House News Outlet
Press secretary proclaims new era for ‘free press,’ thanks to the White House. Amid all the controversy over Trump’s war against the media, he made a stunning announcement … Read more
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‘Inauguration Roast’ to Replace Standard Swearing-In Ceremony
Change in inauguration format designed to entice big name performers It was announced today the Inauguration of Donald Trump on Friday, January 20, will be transformed from a … Read more
2017 Resolutions We Should Be Making
Most resolutions are as unique as a white sweat sock in a junior high boys locker room. All right everybody; time to slap on a happy face and … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/9/17
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Trump: ‘Jury Still Out’ on Laws of Motion; Media Not Sure
‘It’s little green gremlins that make things move,’ he said. ‘Believe me.’ But members of the media were quick to push back, saying not all gremlins are green. … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/2/17
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Trump Resigns Over Mandatory Reading Assignments from DOD
Donald Trump decided being president would be just too hard President-elect Donald Trump resigned as President Monday, shortly after arriving in Manhattan for a briefing with the Department … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/27/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
The Christmas Gifts You Didn’t Get But Totally Deserved
Will Durst’s Christmas Gifts Wish List Relax. Now breathe. And repeat. The nonstop madcap insanity has finally reached its red and green holiday crescendo and its all downhill … Read more
Have Yourself a Very Donald Holiday Season
Last minute shopper? There’s still time to buy your loved ones a new Trump-era technogadget for the holiday season. Here are our top-rated holiday season gift ideas: FITBIT … Read more
