New Yorkie Values
Is it fair to make sweeping generalizations solely based on longitude and latitude? To taunt his rival and sow seeds of evangelical doubt, Rafael Edward “Ted” Cruz informed … Read more
political satire
Prime Time for Palin
“I am responsible for every sound bite Trump has given.” – Sarah Palin “We’re gonna knock your socks off, America!” said Sarah Palin, as she signed napkins for … Read more
Flint to Turn Lead from Water Crisis into Pencils, Bullets
Excess lead could also be used in bullets for local police handling Flint water riots FLINT, MI — After recent controversy regarding toxic levels of lead in the … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/5/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Predictions 2016
Zero-waste policy: please cherry-pick your favorite predictions for 2016 and dump the rest. At the beginning of a new year, cultures all over the world traditionally perform peculiar … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/30/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Corporate Media: Bernie Sanders “Too Serious” for American People
Bernie Sanders should ” tone down” his objectivity, say networks WASHINGTON — Today, the largest corporate media outlets in the United States confessed they were purposely ignoring U.S. … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/14/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Trump Burns Constitution to Chants of “U-S-A”
Calls Constitution ‘liberal rag’ as it burns COLUMBUS, OH — This morning, Republican presidential candidate and rabble-rousing billionaire Donald Trump burned the original U.S. Constitution while his supporters chanted … Read more
Top Ten Comedic News Stories of 2015
Not just another 2015 Top Ten list! Be still your beating hearts, because the agonizing wait is over. Wake the kids. Rake the leaves. Fake speaking in tongues. … Read more
