Scott Walker’s Wife Withholding Sex Over War on Women’s Rights

Scott Walker’s Wife Withholding Sex Over War on Women’s Rights

MADISON – Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker is a little ‘blue’ these days since his wife decided to take a stand against her husband’s continuing attack on women’s rights.
At the annual Maple Bluff Garden Club meeting on Friday, the first lady of…

Detroit Board of Education Stunned by Student Revolt

Detroit Board of Education Stunned by Student Revolt

DETROIT – Top educators in Detroit are scratching their heads and wondering how they could have missed the fact that their city schools are filled with kids who actually want to learn.
Their first and only clue came last Thursday when about 50 students…

Jon Stewart Threatens to Quit Over Olbermann Hiring

Jon Stewart Threatens to Quit Over Olbermann Hiring

NEW YORK – Rumors of Comedy Central hiring progressive news host Keith Olbermann has Jon Stewart threatening to quit and go elsewhere to peddle his brand of humor. Stewart, who shares billing with what he calls “The Best Fu#@ing News Team Ever,” wa…

Comedy Central Hires Keith Olbermann

Comedy Central Hires Keith Olbermann

Keith Olbermann was fired Friday by Current TV for breach of contract. Fortunately for Olbermann, he won’t have to start a new Countdown for the days since his firing or days until his new job. That’s because Olbermann was immediately hired by Come…

Newt Gingrich Super PAC Spends $1 Million on Mega Millions Lotto

Newt Gingrich Super PAC Spends $1 Million on Mega Millions Lotto

Most common folks in America don’t even know who Sheldon Adelson is, but come Saturday, after he is announced the winner of the Mega Millions Lotto, he’ll become a household name just like the man he’s backing for President, Newt Gingrich.
Adelso…

Woman Loses Touch With Reality After Watching Weeklong Reality Series

Woman Loses Touch With Reality After Watching Weeklong Reality Series

TOPEKA, Kansas – A local woman was transported to KVC Psychiatric Hospital Sunday evening after neighbors called 911 to report a crazed woman trying to build a “doomsday bunker” in her back yard.
Norma Lee Fein, 58, was busy using a chainsaw to c…

Math + Discrimination = Efficiency!

Math + Discrimination = Efficiency!

While education money is tight right now all across America, parents in the State of Georgia needn’t worry. By combining math with any number of other subjects, some cash-strapped Georgia teachers are finally able to stretch those education dollars …

Flavor Flav Agrees to School Mitt Romney in Ghetto Talk

Flavor Flav Agrees to School Mitt Romney in Ghetto Talk

With the New York primary coming up in late April, GOP Presidential candidate Mitt Romney is pretty sure he has that state sewn up simply because Wall Street is in New York, and Wall Street loves Mitt Romney. However, New York also boasts a very large …

The Soul of Jerry Springer Begs for Release

The Soul of Jerry Springer Begs for Release

It has been almost 21 years since Jerry Springer’s soul got her first taste of trash TV. She has finally had enough, saying that she’s so over sitting idly by while her host whores himself out on national television. Finally ready to invoke a rarel…

Jeb Bush Lying in Wait Like a Florida Panther

Jeb Bush Lying in Wait Like a Florida Panther

See Jeb? See Jeb Run? Run, Jeb, Run.
Rumors are still swirling that Jeb Bush is considering putting his name in the hat for the GOP nomination. But, if there is one thing you should know about the Bush family it is this, they don’t do anything with…

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