Trump Poo Poos Resignation Suggestion, Bribes Roosters with Sexier Hens Instead!

Trump Poo Poos Resignation Suggestion, Bribes Roosters with Sexier Hens Instead!

Trump bristles at signing a Resignation Letter like Nixon, considers a Buy-Out! March 2025, Subject: Resignation Letter idea Dear Mr. President, Just so you know — this was … Read more

Trump to Zelenskyy: ‘Your Watch & Wallet Too!’

Trump to Zelenskyy: ‘Your Watch & Wallet Too!’

Trump to Zelenskyy: Besides his Watch, Wallet & Ukraine’s rare minerals, 7 more things Trump wants for the ‘deal!’ Says Trump to Zelenskyy in a White House meeting, … Read more

Rx: This Anxious Patient Needs a Bed Buddy for January 19th!

Rx: This Anxious Patient Needs a Bed Buddy for January 19th!

A ‘Walking Wounded’ follow-up Therapy Session for ‘Inauguration Anxiety’: bed buddy needed! Therapy Session #1 is under Doctor/Patient Confidentiality – but you can peek-in right here!  Therapy Session #2 ME … Read more

A Little Bit Country, a Little Bit DEMS: Music for the Walking Wounded!

A Little Bit Country, a Little Bit DEMS: Music for the Walking Wounded!

This time, the DEMS are ‘the walking wounded,’ as I match soulful Country Songs to the shocking results of the 2024 Election! I’ve updated my 2018 article, “A … Read more

Yours Truly Talks with the Man Upstairs!

Yours Truly Talks with the Man Upstairs!

Due to an inter-celestial news glitch, God finds himself out of the loop on Election Day! A conversation with the Man Upstairs. Caught in mid-prayer in my holey … Read more

‘Bacon in Every BLT!’ Campaign Promise Makes Pigs Nervous

‘Bacon in Every BLT!’ Campaign Promise Makes Pigs Nervous

“A Chicken in Every Pot” was a catchy slogan back in the day – but so is the orgasmic mouth-watering comfort food bacon in a BLT! No one … Read more

Maine Law Lets Mobile Home Owners Buy Their Parks

Jim Hightower, Humor Times

A new law in Maine gives mobile home residents a chance to buy their park before Wall Street profiteers swoop in. Even in a barrelful of rotten apples, … Read more

Pushy Trump Usurps Melania, Like He Does Everybody!

Pushy Trump Usurps Melania, Like He Does Everybody!

Top 10 ways pushy Trump usurps Melania in her new memoir. When pushy Trump throws his weight around like he did at the NATO Summit, it is insulting, … Read more

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