Not a Womb to Call Their Own: VP Tim Walz’ Tampon Brouhaha
Conservatives latest scare tactic: Boy’s Bathroom Tampon Dispensers! If the results of the 2024 election hangs on the fact that Conservatives say VP Nominee Tim Walz signed a … Read more
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Exclusive: Trump Incident at Cemetery Much Worse Than Reported
Reports about the incident at Arlington National Cemetery missed the worst of it. A Humor Times exclusive! Former President Donald J. Trump and his entourage were physically blocked … Read more
A Glimpse at the Candidate Test Trump Says All Must Ace
Trump believes every presidential wannabe must ace a candidate test: one his team created. Several weeks ago at the National Association of Black Journalists’ annual convention, former President … Read more
Trump Expected to Declare Victory by Labor Day
Former president Donald Trump is planning to declare victory early again, but in plenty of time this go-around. Mar-a-Lago – Former president Donald Trump is planning to declare … Read more
In Sad Attempt to Seem Cool, JD Vance Announces ‘JD IS Brat’
Vance tweeted “JD IS brat,” but it’s clear he has no idea what it means. In an attempt to battle claims that he is “weird,” JD Vance tweeted … Read more
Trump to Be Shot Out of a Cannon on Live TV
GOP candidate Donald Trump has planned a stunt to beat all stunts: he is to be shot out of a cannon on live television. Mar-a-Lago – Today Donald … Read more
Exclusive: Little Donnie Creates His Project 2025 During Recess!
A peek into the *oranges of Trump’s ‘Project 2025’ via his Mother’s Diary! *I know, I know! Little Donnie’s Mother’s Diary #3 Wednesday, September 1952, Little Donnie, 6 … Read more
Harris Announces Biden as VP: ‘Saves on Campaign Expenses’
“Why spend money on a graphic designer for new yard signs?” asked Kamala Harris after picking Biden as VP. Late Wednesday night, Kamala Harris, now the presumptive nominee … Read more
Justice Alito & Wife’s Flagging Relationship Waves On!
STARS & STRIPES, whatever! Judge Alito gets all his romantic & domestic relationship cues from his wife’s hanging flags! No one really knows what goes on in a … Read more
Hey, Democrats: Find the Party’s Future in its Populist Past
Wall Street and the two-party duopoly conspired to crush a democratic reformation in its populist past. A farmer friend of mine once bemoaned the fact that the Democrat … Read more
