Strangers in the Night: Donald Unfriends Melania!
Melania Who? Donald unfriends Melania and distances himself by wearing a Duvet as he crawls into bed! From lackeys to co-conspirators, one by one they flip! As Donald … Read more
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Saving Face: 10 Easy Suggestions for Jim Jordan!
Fights break out in Congress as Jim Jordan tries saving face by ordering a Half-Nelson/Half Baloney on a cute bun! TOP 10 EASY SUGGESTIONS for SAVING FACE: 10. … Read more
Look Who’s Behind the Know-Nothing ‘No Labels Party’
The “No Labels Party” ought to be named the Nothing Party, for it offers nothing of substance to voters. In the mid-1800s, a new political party flared up … Read more
‘Doin’ The Boebert Vap-O-Rub’: Exhibitionists’ Night Out!
Denver’s Musical “Beetlejuice” got exhibitionists like Congresswoman Lauren Boebert to do more than tapping their toes! This is no ‘puff piece,’ but Colorado Congresswoman Lauren Boebert & her … Read more
Vapid GOP ‘Debate’ Reveals Why Big Money Politics Sucks
We’ve always known that big money politics is bad for America, now the GOP highlights why for all to see. Peggy Lee struck a mournful chord with her … Read more
Political Dadaist: ‘America is Ripe for Third Party Rule’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A world-famous political dadaist says voters are so restless that America could be ripe for third party rule. Internationally known political dadaist … Read more
Would Someone Please Wake Up Senator Tom Cotton?
Holy Dixieland, wailed Senator Tom Cotton, hiring more black folks means fewer jobs for us white people! Senator Tom Cotton, a far-out right-winger, is to good public policy … Read more
A Robin Hood Rerun
Imagine, if you would, an episode of the old PBS Program “Meeting of Minds” in which the former President meets with Robin Hood. In a recent “700 Club” … Read more
Anti-Abortion Thought Police
Why you can’t believe a word anti-abortion politicos say: they’re like George Orwell’s “thought police.” Unfortunately, it’s 1984 again in America. Not the year. The book. George Orwell’s … Read more
Desperately Seeking a Party, Aargh!
No, not that kind of a party. But alternates never garner many votes. How about a Pirate Party? It looks like the Democrats are going to nominate President … Read more
