Some Simple Solutions for America’s Problems
America’s problems can seem daunting. Durstco is here to help. Modern life can get awfully complicated. And in our continuing quest to navigate these state-of-the-art raging rapids while … Read more
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2016 Presidential Candidates Address Inequality (Sort Of)
Specifically, addressing ways to increase inequality! At last, America’s political leaders indicate that they now hear the voices and feel the pain of the poor and of the … Read more
Imagine Cruz as Prez
Ted’s announcement of his presidential candidacy was a real Cruz-a-palooza. And away we go — off on another crazy cruze with Ted! Cinch up your seat belts, for … Read more
ISIS and Boku Haram to Sue USA for Violating Religious Freedom
Move follows Indiana and Arkansas ‘Right to Discriminate’ anti-gay ‘religious freedom’ legislation. MOSUL, IRAQ – Knife-wielding ISIS spokesman Jihadi John announced today that his organization and Nigeria’s Boku … Read more
White South African Refugees Flood Into US Searching for New Apartheid State
‘Cops gunning Blacks down in the street made us so nostalgic for Dr Verwoerd,’ say apartheid lovers. Tucson, AZ — Following the recent wave of police killings in … Read more
TPP: Obama Resorts to Government by Sucker Punch
Flush the secretive TPP scam! Ed, please call home! Edward Snowden, that is: Come quickly; your country needs you. Once again, the American people are being victimized by … Read more
Springing it On You: Humor Times’ 24th Anniversary Issue
The Humor Times celebrates its 24th Anniversary We’ve been poking fun at the powers that be here at the Humor Times for nearly a quarter of a century … Read more
Debt Buyers Bury Hard-Hit Consumers In Lies
Finance hucksters known as consumer debt buyers are on the prowl. Good news, people: The “boom” is back! Yes, good times are here again, thanks to an economic … Read more
Justifiable Justice: Making Punishment Ergonomic with the Crime
What would really making the “punishment fit the crime” look like in today’s world? Punishments for crime have become rote in our modern society. A person can murder … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/9/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to! The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
