Do-Nothing Congress Takes a Vacation
Zen-like nothingness is tiring to maintain for the “Do-Nothing Congress” Gosh, has it already been three weeks since Congress took a vacation? Those poor stiffs must be pooped … Read more
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Bristol Palin to Launch Online Unwed Teen Mom Channel
Finally, help for unwed teen moms from a real expert Many have heard about Sarah Palin announcing the launch of her own online news channel. The channel will … Read more
Today’s Supreme Court: Let’s Talk Impeachment
The ‘Extreme Supreme 5’ is sullying the reputation of the Supreme Court What can you say about Hobby Lobby? It seems one of their corporate “hobbies” is religion. … Read more
$7 Billion Penalty: A Good Deal on Wall Street
When your Wall Street megabank makes $76 billion a year, $7 billion can be just the cost of doing business. Media outlets across the country trumpeted the stunning … Read more
Republicans are Stuck on Stuck
Republicans: Doing nothing, and proud of it “Just following the will of the people.” That’s been the GOP rationalization for accomplishing absolutely nothing for five and a half … Read more
Emergency: Why Not Fund Alternative Energy the Way We Did Nuclear?
We threw away billions on nuke and oil subsidies, where’s the urgency to transition to alternative energy? With global warming being nearly universally accepted as fact – even … Read more
Walgreens Inversion Perversion Another Tax Corporate Loophole
Corporate inversion schemes are just tax dodging, plain and simple. How would you react if one of your neighbors announced that while he obviously benefits from having clean … Read more
New Redskins Moniker Needed: The Washington Treaty Breakers?
The Washington Redskins may need a new name – we’re here to help. You don’t hear much about the U.S. Patent & Trademark Office. And that, my friends, … Read more
Obama: Entire GOP Actually Represented by Body Double Zombies
Lukas was just the tip of the iceberg in body doubles, president says WASHINGTON, DC – House Republican leaders are in an uproar following President Obama’s claim that … Read more
Blame Game: The All American Sport (a Poem)
The Blame Game: It’s how we roll Iraq is afire as ISIS runs wild Inducing a flood of political bile Lacking ideas to put out the flame … Read more
