Argus Hamilton Comments on the News & More
Hooters sponsors a National Hooky Day on Friday for fans who want to cut work and watch the NCAA tournament. Calls came flooding into the U.S. Capitol to … Read more
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On Porn and Prejudice
When I was growing up in Pleasantville in the mid ’60s the only place that a Caucasian female breast might be seen was in the Playboy magazine that … Read more
Apres Moi, la Deluge
Yesterday was “Super Tuesday.” The Sacramento City Council approved a plan to build a new stadium for our 13-15 basketball team in the downtown area. They claim this … Read more
Glenn Beck Comes to the Aid of Rush Limbaugh
You Can’t Spew Hatred Without
Awesome Props!
Former Fox News Channel host Glenn Beck knows what it is to fall like a boulder from grace for simply uttering his personal opinions about someone. Getting canned from a gravy job with Fox News Channel wa…
Chris Hansen Becomes Possessed During Taping of Hansen Files: “Exorcisms Real or Hoax?”
Hey, isn’t that Chris Hansen over there?
It has just been reported that Chris Hansen, the man behind the news show Hansen Files seen Friday evenings on Dateline NBC is, most likely, possessed by the devil, who priests say entered his body during the…
Acme Limburger Cheese Company Pulls Advertising Due to Stink on Rush Limbaugh Show
“If anyone knows stinky, it is the Acme Limburger Cheese Company,” said Hugh Steenck, Vice President in charge of marketing. “As of today, this company will no longer pay to advertise on the Rush Limbaugh Show,” announced the VP on the Su…
Rush Limbaugh’s Head May Be Stuck Up His Ass Permanently
Rush Limbaugh was trying to find a hole in the ground when he accidentally stuck his head up his ass. He was rushed to Good Samaritan Medical Center in West Palm Beach where doctors were working to dislodge said head from said ass.
At last report, seve…
Mitt Romney Sings “Sexy and I Know It” in Shower
Hey, throw me the Head & Shoulders, will ya?
A Mitt Romney aid has just leaked some interesting news about the presidential candidate. Seems Mr. Romney’s favorite song while showering in the campaign bus these days is “Sexy and I Know It,” …
News of Cheap, Effective Contraceptive Turning Women Into Santorum Supporters
The news out of Michigan this morning is that not all women in America are angry at Santorum financial backer, Foster Friess for stating that a safe and effective form of birth control for women is a simple aspirin placed between the knees.
Women were …
Mitt Romney Camp Hires Renowned Chuckle Coach
Mitt Romney has some of the richest conservatives on the earth backing him for President, but they are becoming increasingly worried that he’s losing favoritism in the polls.
Many believe it is just a phase and that in the end, Romney will win out ov…
