Statue of Liberty Heartbroken: ‘Goodbye, Cruel World!’
In an apparent botched suicide attempt, the Statue of Liberty tried to drown herself, mourning the “end of all I stood for.” In a most disturbing international development, … Read more
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MTG: ‘Gazpacho’ Remark About Pelosi Ruining Cafeteria Menu
Marjorie Taylor Greene clarifies her “gazpacho” remark in a recent press conference: exclusive report! Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene recently ranted that Nancy Pelosi’s “gazpacho” police were patrolling the … Read more
Photos Don’t Lie: Jim Jordan Has His Funny Kodak Moments!
Let’s peek into Rep. Jim Jordan’s funny Kodak moments photo album, where the captions wrote themselves! The first of Jordan’s funny Kodak moments I call “THE THREE AMIGOS … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Former Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews the former Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin. ANNOUNCER From under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. … Read more
How Corporate Greed is Causing Tornado Deaths
For years, an effective, cheap defense against tornado deaths has been readily available: Safe rooms. But corporate bosses can’t be bothered. In its ranking of business values, corporate … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Alaskan Housewife Maude Riley
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews a housewife in Wasilla, Alaska. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY … Read more
Exclusive! Trump Secret Call Log Nobody Has Seen – Until Now!
Besides the regular 4am Emergency Call to Papa John’s, here’s Trump’s full Secret Call Log from his days in the White House! Even though Donald Trump has tried … Read more
Q-Tips Besiege Scientology’s Last Stronghold
A War to End All Worlds: Q-Anon v Scientology The ever-expanding evil empire of insatiable orange-hued dementia, Q-Anon, has finally crossed the Rubicon and sparked an apocalyptic war … Read more
Child Care: We Should Look Back for Our Future
We must make a significant public investment to sustain an egalitarian system of quality child care. “If you think education is expensive, try ignorance,” the old bumper sticker … Read more
Exclusive! Transcript: Trump Subpoenaed, Faces Tough Questions
As Donald Trump is subpoenaed and sworn in, he faces the House Select Committee behind closed doors. He’s not sure if his pants are on backwards, but carries … Read more
