Vote: How to Fight the Next Civil War
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) America is undoubtedly headed for the next civil war, but citizens must first decide which issues to kill each other over. According … Read more
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Revolution: Armed Rebellion in America by 2018?
You say you want a revolution… According to a PublicMind poll by Fairleigh Dickinson University, nearly one-third of registered voters answer in the affirmative to the proposition “In … Read more
Poll: Americans Would Give Up Sex Before Smartphones
Smartphones and caffeine top the list of things people can’t live without TALLAHASSEE, Fla. – Forty years after Motorola engineer Martin Cooper stood on a New York City … Read more
Frankenstorm: What Caused It?
Make your voice heard! Answer this poll on the Frankenstorm! A terrible “Frankenstorm” has struck the Northeast. There is some debate as to what caused it. Everyone has … Read more
Comedy Central Endorses Mitt Romney for President
Shocking Comedy Central endorsement underscores desperate need for dependable comic fodder The various personalities that make up the Comedy Central channel were asked on Friday to give their … Read more
POLL: Who will win the presidential debates?
Make your voice heard! Answer the Humor Times Poll on the presidential debates! The presidential debates are coming. Of course, they usually have little effect on the election … Read more
Poll Results Indicate Dick Cheney More Evil Than Vlad the Impaler
A recent poll asked participants to name who they thought was the most evil person in history. The results, while not entirely surprising, did say a lot about … Read more
POLL: Rep. Lisa Brown Was Banned from Speaking on Michigan House Floor for Saying Vagina — What is OK to say?
If saying the word vagina is not allowed, what is OK in Michigan? Answer the Poll! Rep. Lisa Brown of Michigan was punished by being banned from speaking … Read more
Poll: U.S. Health Care — What Makes Us Number One?
Tell us why you think our health care system ranks so far above everyone else, in our Humor Times poll. Thank you! [poll id=”19″]
Answer the Poll: What Else Can’t the Secret Service Keep Secret?
What do you think? Let your voice be heard in this Humor Times Poll! They’ve embarrassed the president and the country by partying with prostitutes on their trip … Read more
