America’s Most ‘Useful Idiot’ Gets in a Russian Unemployment Line!
It’s November 6, 2024 and “useful idiot” Donald Trump gets in Russia’s Unemployment Line. In my 2017 Humor Times article Russia/U.S. Adjacent — A New Map is Born, … Read more
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Trump Murders Server Over Extra Pickle in Big Mac
Former prez kills McDonald’s employee at 5th Avenue restaurant over Big Mac, boasting he won’t lose voters among his base. Donald Trump strangled a McDonald’s employee to death … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/8/20
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Exclusive: Trump Avoids Blessings During Vatican Visit
Trump demanded unusual security while at the Vatican to avoid contact with holy water and crucifixes. In an ironic twist, it appears Donald Trump, the champion of the … Read more
Pope Francis Absolves ‘Humor Times’ and its Readers from Sin of ‘Coprophilia’
‘Humor Times is the only poop-free news outlet in North America,’ the Pontiff said, making the sign of the cross. ‘And its readers don’t eat up no horse … Read more
Here Comes the Pope!
The Pope is coming, and Philadelphia is getting ready. Pope Francis will be in town from September 26-27, which the locals have begun referring to as “Pope Weekend.” … Read more
How to Avoid the Madding Crowds During the Pope’s Trip to the U.S.
The Pope is coming: How to be prepared Pay a visit to your local Planned Parenthood for a new prescription for birth control pills. While you’re there, have … Read more
Tony Blair Calls for the Restoration of Pope Benedict XVI
Announces international “Bring Back Pope Benny” campaign, backed by the Kochs LONDON — Former British Prime Minister and converted Catholic Tony Blair called upon the Vatican today to … Read more
Wheeling and Dealing: The Vatican’s Dirty Secret
Using Vatican diplomatic plates as cover This past Tuesday, while performing a routine search of a Vatican car, police made a rather unexpected discovery, one that included a … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/3/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
