Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/28/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Pope Francis
Here Comes the Pope!
The Pope is coming, and Philadelphia is getting ready. Pope Francis will be in town from September 26-27, which the locals have begun referring to as “Pope Weekend.” … Read more
Red Pope/Green Pope
The itch they can’t scratch: Pope Francis He gets under their skin like termites in a boathouse. Drives them crazier than Hillary Clinton and Yoko Ono dancing on … Read more
Pope “Let’s Be” Frank: A Religious Renegade
A huge Rambo fan, Pope Francis is a religious renegade of sorts In the words of Father Thomas Rosica, the press secretary for the Vatican, “This is the … Read more
Pope’s Speech to Congress Cancelled After GOP Adds Him to No-Fly List
Republicans realize the Roman Pope can no longer be relied upon as a GOP spokesman. Pope Francis will not be addressing Congress in late September as originally scheduled. … Read more
Pope to Jesus: Now Would Be a Real Good Time to Come Again
Pope Francis posts messages for Jesus on Facebook and Twitter VATICAN CITY — Pope Francis I today appealed to Jesus Christ to expedite His second coming “before there … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/13/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
BBC’s Clarkson: The Newest Face of Fox News
“I can’t wait to have him kicking and screaming here at Fox News, quite literally.” – Roger Ailes Following the BBC’s announcement that longtime broadcaster Jeremy Clarkson‘s contract … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today: Christmas Eve Edition!
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Pope Francis Welcomes Stephen Colbert Back into the Catholic Church
‘Stephen Colbert is on a fast track to sainthood,’ said Pope Francis Vatican City — Pope Francis announced today that he would personally receive lapsed Roman Catholic Stephen … Read more
