Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/28/15

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/28/15

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more

Here Comes the Pope!

Roz Warren, Humor Times

The Pope is coming, and Philadelphia is getting ready. Pope Francis will be in town from September 26-27, which the locals have begun referring to as ā€œPope Weekend.ā€ … Read more

Red Pope/Green Pope

Will Durst, Humor Times

The itch they can’t scratch: Pope Francis He gets under their skin like termites in a boathouse. Drives them crazier than Hillary Clinton and Yoko Ono dancing on … Read more

Pope “Let’s Be” Frank: A Religious Renegade

Pope “Let’s Be” Frank: A Religious Renegade

A huge Rambo fan, Pope Francis is a religious renegade of sorts In the words of Father Thomas Rosica, the press secretary for the Vatican, “This is the … Read more

Pope’s Speech to Congress Cancelled After GOP Adds Him to No-Fly List

Pope’s Speech to Congress Cancelled After GOP Adds Him to No-Fly List

Republicans realize the Roman Pope can no longer be relied upon as a GOP spokesman. Pope Francis will not be addressing Congress in late September as originally scheduled. … Read more

Pope to Jesus: Now Would Be a Real Good Time to Come Again

Pope to Jesus: Now Would Be a Real Good Time to Come Again

Pope Francis posts messages for Jesus on Facebook and Twitter VATICAN CITY — Pope Francis I today appealed to Jesus Christ to expedite His second coming ā€œbefore there … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/13/15

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/13/15

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more

BBC’s Clarkson: The Newest Face of Fox News

BBC’s Clarkson: The Newest Face of Fox News

“I can’t wait to have him kicking and screaming here at Fox News, quite literally.ā€ – Roger Ailes Following the BBC’s announcement that longtime broadcaster Jeremy Clarkson‘s contract … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today: Christmas Eve Edition!

Ripping the Headlines Today: Christmas Eve Edition!

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more

Pope Francis Welcomes Stephen Colbert Back into the Catholic Church

Pope Francis Welcomes Stephen Colbert Back into the Catholic Church

‘Stephen Colbert is on a fast track to sainthood,’ said Pope Francis Vatican City — Pope Francis announced today that he would personally receive lapsed Roman Catholic Stephen … Read more

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