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Trump bristles at signing a Resignation Letter like Nixon, considers a Buy-Out! March 2025, Subject: Resignation Letter idea Dear Mr. President, Just so you know — this was … Read more
Here’s what we heard during Trump’s first SOTU of his second term, speaking from his gold-plated podium. America tuned in to the State of the Union Tuesday night, … Read more
Brainchild of FBI Director Kash Patel, the former FBI headquarters is now the Museum of the Deep State. By Charles Burress Welcome to the new Museum of the … Read more
Exclusive: a summary of the latest “big, beautiful” updated plans for Trump acquisitions around the world. In a recent news conference, President Donald Trump provided an update on … Read more
Kash Patel parroted his boss Trump, saying, “Ukraine started this war,” pounding his tiny fist angrily on his desk. Surprising even his closet political allies, President Donald J. … Read more
Presidential WrestleMania: winner between Trump and Zelenskyy will negotiate with Putin to end the war in Ukraine. US President Donald Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy are set … Read more
A ‘Napoleon Complex’ and ‘Antiques Roadshow’ Confidential Tell-All find: ‘Why I, Napoleon Bonaparte had my hand in my Jacket’ – Top 10 In 1804, Napoleon Bonaparte created the … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Leader reportedly livid and ready to declare war over Trump tariffs and lack of inauguration invite. SNN Senior Political correspondent George Washington … Read more
Co-President Elon Musk has taken steps to buy McDonald’s Corporation, home to a like-minded clown. Currying favor with alter-ego, Donald J. Trump, Co-President Elon Musk has taken steps … Read more
New Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt says Trump has decided that “Congress is not really necessary,” and may be shuttered. Meeting with an expanded roster of reporters, new Trump … Read more
