Melania’s Hat: Inaugural Showstopper! Top 10 Reasons Why Melania Covered Her Eyes!
Melania’s hat: If the eyes are the windows of the soul – The First Lady needs Venetian Blinds! By this time we all should’ve figured out that Melania … Read more
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Biden Pardons Adam, Eve and the Snake, Thereby Ending ‘Original Sin’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The persistent problem of Original Sin through the ages was finally solved, thanks to the Dark Brandon. In his very last hour … Read more
Trump Grants Clemency to Al Capone
The new/old prez promises a posthumous pardon to the late notorious Chicago “so-called gangster” Al Capone. In the wake of President Donald J. Trump’s issuance of full and … Read more
An Immodest Proposal: Why the U.S. Should Occupy Greenland
By Rob Gabriel Trump wants to occupy Greenland, an island — which means it is surrounded by water, big water, ocean water. Some obsessions seem to consume Donald … Read more
Trump Selects Famed Detective Charlie Chan to Head Anti-Elder Crime Unit
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Honolulu police detective Charlie Chan tapped to head crime unit focused on stopping elderly crime wave. According to SNN inside crime reporter Felonious … Read more
Yours Truly Sees a Shrink for Inauguration Anxiety!
Taking one for the team, this Comedy Writer seeks a cure for inauguration anxiety, subjects herself to analysis for Inauguration Day Blues! Sitting in the therapist’s office for … Read more
New Upscale Games ‘Trumprisk’ and ‘Trumpopoly’ Coming
New games are “flying off the virtual shelves,” says Elon Musk of “Trumprisk” and “Trumpopoly.” President-elect and former president Donald J. Trump, in cahoots with mega-rich-guy Elon Musk … Read more
Trump: ‘We Will Build New Canals Across Central America & Greenland’
The new canals will be the “best ever,” says the President-elect, and way bigger than “pipsqueak” Panama’s. Panama has rejected Donald Trump’s contention that the United States has … Read more
Stocking the New Trump Presidential Library
The Trump Presidential Library: After his own books and the “God Bless the USA Bible,” what else is good enough to put in it? Last week a settlement … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Joe Biden About His Pardons
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews President Joe Biden about all his pardons. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan … Read more
