Trump Murders Server Over Extra Pickle in Big Mac
Former prez kills McDonald’s employee at 5th Avenue restaurant over Big Mac, boasting he won’t lose voters among his base. Donald Trump strangled a McDonald’s employee to death … Read more
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Trump Announces He’s Running for President of Ukraine
Rudy Giuliani planned the event for the former U.S. president, who says he’ll make “the best President of Ukraine ever.” Donald Trump held a press conference yesterday in … Read more
President Biden Lists His Favorite Minor Incursions in History
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) After warning Putin against any minor incursions into Ukraine, Biden listed some of his favorites throughout history. Odayshus Footinmouth, executive editor of … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Presidents Vladimir Putin and Joe Biden
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Russian President Vladimir Putin and U.S. President Joe Biden. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The … Read more
Trump Vows Revenge on Time Magazine
“It’s a disgrace, Time Magazine not choosing me ‘Man of the Year’ again. And Elon Musk is just a mammogram for Noel Skum!” says the former prez. MAR-A-LAGO, … Read more
Biden to Confront Putin Over Possible Russian Military Invasion of MSNBC
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President Biden is set to confront Russian President Vladimir Putin over possible military invasion of the MSNBC cable news network. President Biden, … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews President Joe Biden
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews the 46th person to hold the office, U.S. President Joe Biden. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, … Read more
BREAKING NEWS: Taliban Overruns Washington DC
The Taliban gave Joe Biden 24 hours to get out of town Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian New Network) During the night, Taliban forces slipped into Washington DC and … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Previews ‘A Bit of Biden’
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host previews bits of “A Bit of Biden.” ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. … Read more
In Historic Deal, US to Allow Donald Trump to Preside as ‘Alt-President’
Exclusive Report! Alternative elections to be held on the Tuesday after regular elections; Alt-President gets own Alt-Twitter account. In a historic agreement between the federal government, the Federal … Read more
