Secret Service Plan Ready if Trump Refuses to Leave White House
Trump barricade? No problem: Secret Service plan revealed. An anonymous source has sent the Humor Times an exclusive copy of a Secret Service plan drawn up in case … Read more
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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Presidential Tantrump
Donnie’s throwing yet another presidential tantrump. Trump wants votes that are left uncounted. We are nitwitnessing a historical presidential implosion. Reality: Like it or unlike it. No concession, … Read more
The One-Term Presidents Club: A Letter to Donald from a Special Friend
A consoling letter from a friend, re: One-Term Presidents Club. Dear Donald, I’m sure it’s been tough these last few days what with losing the election and all. … Read more
Modernizing the Wisdom of the Great Philosophers
The great philosophers left us much wisdom, but, hey, it’s 2020! It’s not easy to update the great philosophers. But let’s give it a shot: Socrates: One thing … Read more
“Names Will Never Hurt Me” – Republican’s Teflon Thick Skin
‘Thick skin’: No matter what others call them – top tier Republicans just let it roll off their spineless backs! “HYPOCRITE”! “SYCOPHANT”! “ASS-KISSER”! “BROWN NOSER”! And that’s just … Read more
Trump’s “Jeers of a Clown”
“Jeers of a Clown” record album to be released this week. In what seems to be a desperate attempt to revive his rapidly waning poll numbers, Donald Trump … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Presidential Schmuck-Down
There’s no debate, it’s a presidential schmuck-down! It’s a crime Trump’s deface of America. If only the president was as interested in suppressing the coronavirus as he is … Read more
Top 10 Reasons Why I, Donald Trump, Will Not Accept the Election Results
It’s no surprise Donald Trump won’t accept the election results or leave the White House, with his toothbrush & Dippity Do & here’s his Top 10 reasons (in … Read more
The ‘Five Big Questions’ That Donald Trump Swore Only He Could Answer
President Trump said that there were “five big questions” on the infamous cognitive test he took that he says maybe no one else could answer. Our undercover operative … Read more
Top 10 Things I, Donald Trump, Left for Biden: 1/20/21
The world was waiting for this day… and now, for some wishful thinking! Somewhere in Time: Washington, D.C. Well, all the worry over Trump not leaving the White … Read more
