Donald Trump’s Regrets: Diary Entries
Exclusive excerpts from Donald Trump’s diary, wherein he expresses a few regrets – not mistakes! Dear Diary, As we (meaning I) approach the end of the first of … Read more
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Excerpts from Jane Austen’s ‘Pride and Presidents’
“Pride and Presidents” excerpts, as retold by Howard Zaharoff Chapter 1 It is a truth universally acknowledged, at least among pols and party bosses, that a single man … Read more
Trump Angry as Name Calling Comes Back to Bite Him
His name calling tactic is coming back to bite him right in his big ol’ butt, as a new title emerges for the president: “Titanic Trump.” Yesterday afternoon … Read more
Famous Americans Who Colluded with the Russians and the Price They Paid
Presenting the infamous famous Americans who colluded with the Russians – and the price they paid! Robert Hanssen – In a Supermax prison in solitary for the rest … Read more
The Amazing Fall of Donald Trump’s ‘Big, Beautiful Wall’
Donald Trump has continuously stamped his tiny feet and demanded that Congress shell out more than 10 billion of our taxpayers’ dollars for a “big, beautiful wall” he … Read more
CDC Warns Against New Virus
Here is the latest warning from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC): The CDC is closely monitoring an outbreak of political illness caused by a novel … Read more
Heaven’s Gate Estates
Exclusive: Leaked copy of rejection letter to President Trump from Heaven’s Gate Estates. Dear Mr. Trump: Receipt is acknowledged of your application for admittance to our new Heaven’s … Read more
Trump: Secret Plans to Escape Indictment?
As the Trump-Kim bromance continues, rumors circulate of plans to escape indictment. An anonymous source has just informed this reporter of a secret plan to escape indictment that … Read more
Trump Meets with Religious Leaders of HATE
Religious leaders host annual “Hot Wings and a Prayer” gathering attended by Trump. Donald Trump met today with top religious leaders of the controversial Holy Antagonistic Theological Elitist … Read more
States Announce Plans for Most Attention-Grabbing Primaries
Every state is now jostling to not only be first, but most attention-grabbing with these new primary plans. 2020 is here and that means the start of the … Read more
