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Stunned podiatrists declare president’s feet to be entirely bone-spur free after ‘Toe Jam’ religious invocation. WASHINGTON DC – President’s Trump’s heels have been declared to be “entirely bone-spur … Read more
Most never suspected Walt Whitman would even consider the post of White House Press Secretary. Are you, Walt Whitman, prepared to affirm the truth of all I tweet … Read more
The president, he of “extremely stable genius” status, calls former VP a “low IQ individual” and doesn’t get why that might be a bad move. One thing you … Read more
Exclusive: ‘Super spy drone’ records Putin-Jong-un meeting. Our ever vigilant super spy drone has done it again! It managed to record the so called ‘historic’ meeting between big-wigs … Read more
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews the 47th Vice President of the United States, Joe Biden. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s … Read more
The further adventures of the Dung Dynasty… A 32-year-old mysterious Chinese woman was able to gain access to Mar-a-Lago with a bagful of Malware technology & insisted she … Read more
Democrats applying to be their party’s next presidential nominee constitute the second largest growth industry in America. Democrats applying to be their party’s next presidential nominee constitute the … Read more
Trump was reportedly baffled by Pelosi’s rebuff to his attempt at secret negotiations with her over wall funding. According to a source in the White House, before Trump … Read more
We’ve survived two years of Trump and a massive government shutdown — but can we survive the SOTU aftermath? The president gave a pretty good facsimile of a … Read more
Campaigns end on Election Day, but Movements continue working toward a bountiful harvest. Campaigns end on Election Day. Movements don’t. Voting day is a time stamp for measuring … Read more
